Milestone Labs! (WIP)


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LunarLex
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Fake ad for Milestone Labs, the shady laboratory Feedback was created in.

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Here at Milestone Labs, we pride ourselves in easing the lives of our many clients over the years, and for an affordable price. We dabble in a variety of areas of science, from biology to technology; if something ails you, chances are we can reverse it!

Milestone Labs was founded in ████ by █████████,  a truly prodigious scientist with only the best intentions for what we are now doing. 

Our purpose is not only to remove ailments, but preform lots of tests and make groundbreaking discoveries in every area of science, even some areas that aren't quite explored enough!

We try our very best to have full control over any biological and/or a̳̻̱̘̘̪̕r҉̯̪̠̹̱̟̼t̟̩͚i̹͔̣f̪̣͍͚̗̬͠ͅi̜̝͈̟͈͈c̟͕̘i̺̹͚͉͙a̠̻̕l̹ ̼̤͚͞l̶͖͇̦i͏f̫͉̻̠̟͚e͜f̖̹̼̯͉o̖͖͙̺r̨m҉͖̩̰̟s͚̥̤̱̬͉͉͘ ̙̝̱͍̻t̶̪̜̱̤̖h͔̥̺ạt̤̪̪͍́ ̷͉̗̻̮w̢̱̬ḛ̼̲̟̥̮ ̨̰͉̬̭̠͔ͅc̪̗̰̟̟͎r̜e̝a҉̤̠̭͖͍t̯́e̲.̤ ̼̼͓W̼̗͕̙̥e̹͉̦̺ ̛̹͕͖a̪̥̜ͅr̨͎͍͚͍̮̳e̗̙͔͈͖̩,̰̻̬ ̡̠̲̼͕͔ͅh̪̱͜o̙͇͔̟̞we̛v̟̝͖̹͔̘e̵r̲̹̥̺͙͙ͅ,͓̩̞ͅ ͔N͙̮̳̬OT͈̞̖͇ ̢͉͍̞͔̻p̠͎l̡̬̫̳̺͓̪̲a̲̹͕͚͖͝ý͚̣̭͎͇ịṋ͓̼͕͎̻͜ͅg̫̠͙ ̲͓͚̪̣͔g̤̰͎̹͇̹̕o̷d͉͢.̡̭

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