Basil and Jesse

“Basil? Are you drunk?” Asked Jesse walking into the house to see Basil laying halfway upside down on an arm chair. 

“No!” Laughed Basil despite the fact a wine bottle sat on the floor next to him. 

“Basil?” Jesse said flatly clearing not even close to buying it. 

“Maybe?” Slurred out Basil still giggling. “Join me!”

“No,” said Jesse with a sigh putting a hand to his head. “You have things to do tomorrow and now you’re going to be hung over again.” 

“Nah….” Said Basil almost falling off the chair as he worked to straighten himself up. “Didn’t even drink much.”

“I can literally smell it off you from here,” said Jesse annoyed as he set about cleaning up as Basil wouldn’t. 

“It’s not bad if it’s classy!” Basil slurred while attempted to explain. “Wine is classy.”

Jesse pointed to the flushed Basil. “You are anything but classy.”