Just Funnies

Kyle: ARKIN!!!!

Arkin: *Quickly pulls a card out of his pocket*

Kyle: I don't know what you feel like you can-

Arkin: *smiles and slides the uno reverse card towards Kyle*

Kyle: *mass confusion* what?

Arkin: *still smiling*

Kyle: What are you doing? 

Arkin: *disappointed disgust look* Uno Reverse....?

Kyle: I have no idea what you're doing.... do you want to play uno?

Arkin: You are such a disappointment!

Kyle: *unamused* You still have to clean up your mess downstairs. 

Arkin: you suck. 

Arkin: Not going to the gym today? You could use it!

Kyle: Shut up. I go everyday. One break won't kill me. Besides I'm not the one sporting a dad bod. 

Arkin: Well excuse me! Because unlike you I don't have two working legs! 

Arkin: *struggling to hang up Christmas lights on the porch*

Kyle: You need help with the lights?

Arkin: No why would I need help?

Kyle: You seem to struggle reaching it. 

Arkin: I'm not short!

Kyle: I'm just trying to help. I'm taller. 

Arkin: Barely! Like only an inch. 

Kyle: three inches. 

Arkin: Shut up! 

Kyle: Since you're so stubborn I'll get you a ladder. 

Arkin: I don't need a ladder either! 

Kyle: Whatever you say. Just don't hurt yourself.