SURGE TABLE
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NESS’S WILD MAGIC SURGE TABLE (Gay) - Roll before combat or drawing.
1 - Die for the next 24h | 21 - Cause a random other creature in 60 feet to fly | 41 - all flammable objects touching caster’s body burst into flame | 61 - become immune to all damage next turn | 81 - Vomit bees that attack enemies next 3 turns |
2 - Cast Eldrich Blast at self | 22 - Skin of anyone in 10 feet turns blue | 42 - Turn into an alien for 24h | 62 - Can only speak pig latin next 3 turns | 82 - Teleport random enemy 60 feet away |
3 - Vomit Pink Bubbles | 23 - For next 5m, can only shout | 43 - for next 5m, intelligence is + 2d6-6 | 63 - Spiral time (junji your itos) | 83 - bugs |
4 - Teleport away from combat | 24 - Frightened by closest creature next 5m | 44 - Familiar is summoned to caster’s location | 64 - Breath smells like onions 24h | 84 - Cast create water but it’s hot coffee |
5 - Freckles turn green and glow 2h | 25 - Turn completely invisible until next attack | 45 - Horn(s) turn to wood/tree | 65- cast fireball at 1 random creature in 50’ (can be self) | 85 - become magnetic for 24h (paperclips & canadian change) |
6 - Fur turns bright pink 2h | 26 - Glow with a bright light for next 6h, anything in 5’ is blinded | 46 - pockets become bags of holding next 2h | 66 - Outfit randomly changes | 86 - Everything tastes like salt next 24h |
7 - Hair grows extremely fast 3h | 27 - forget how to speak common languages next 1h | 47 - all fur becomes extremely thick and curly 24h | 67 - scales turn rainbow and there’s more 24h | 87 - hair turns neon blue |
8 - horn(s) are made of ice now | 28 - Anything in 30ft drops to 1hp | 48 - All dead creatures in 30ft rise up and dance the boogie | 68 - 1d20 pinecones fall from ears hourly for next 1d10 hrs | 88 - Thousands of teeth rain from sky in 100 foot radius - 2hr |
9 - missing arm’s ghost appears | 29 - Target creature in 60ft becomes irresistibly hungry 1hr | 49 - puke rainbows | 69 - Become irresistibly hot for 24h | 89 -For next week, pockets are full of an endless supply of gravel |
10 - look your age | 30 -Next person to see caster’s reflection wants to fight | 50 - Become Feral (MLP style) | 70 - Gender expression shifts one pronoun to the left | 90 - Half of target creature’s head explodes (messy) |
11 - Eyes become overly large and cumbersome | 31 - Ethereal voices emanate from caster’s missing arm 1d4 hrs | 51 - Celestial Voices boom from the air around caster for 1d4 hrs | 71 - Target creature realizes they are living in a fantasy world for next 1d6 hours | 91 - Target creature has sudden urge to trauma dump on caster for next day |
12 - crystal pony style | 32 - All trees in 1 mile radius become aggressive for next 3 days | 52 - Every scar received in caster’s life becomes visible for next hour | 72 - Caster’s mouth glows like they’ve eaten a glowstick | 92 - Caster becomes intensely aware of the future of the planet |
13 - Grow a long beard of feathers that remain until you sneeze exploding from face | 33 - Caster is suddenly wearing wedding clothes | 53 - Caster has to pee REALLY bad for next 1d8 hours | 73 - Ally in 30 feet suddenly becomes 20% more flame resistant | 93 - Ally in 30 feet suddenly becomes 20% more combustible |
14 - Pupils turn into stars | 34 - Caster cannot move in any direction for next 3 turns | 54 - Caster’s clothes clank like plate armor | 74 - Horn(s) turn into random metal | 94 - 100 yard radius is coated with soft brown fur |
15 - 15 extra eyes appear on body 24h | 35 - Cast Vicious Mockery | 55 - 10 extra mouths 24h | 75 - ears become stupidly long ya donkey 24h | 95 - forget how to cook 24h |
16 - skin and fur becomes transparent | 36 - Allies in 10 feet all take 1d6 damage | 56 - Allies in 30 feet all gain + 2d4 strength next turn | 76 - Turn fully dragon for next 5m (still only 1 wing and 1 arm) | 96 - cast healing hands |
17 - Cast levitate on self | 37 - Everything tastes like ketchup - 6h | 57 - go blind 2h | 77 - hanahaki disease next 24h | 97 - Allies in 10 feet all revive (+1d4 hp) |
18 - flowers sprout from all visible skin | 38 - magical arm made of fire appears 2h | 58 - Cast Hideous Laughter | 78 - green foam comes out ears 1h | 98 - Cast fog centered on self |
19 - capybara appears 5 feet away, controlled by god | 39 - hair turns into snakes 1h | 59 - dies (but only 1h this time) | 79 - only speaks in whisper 5m | 99 - Reroll magic surge twice |
20 - Hair all falls out but regrows within 24h | 40 - Teleported to astral plane 1h | 60 - Sexy sexy trypophobia holes | 80 - Gets stuck in groundhog day loop | 100 - All enemies stop fighting |