Character Quotes: Achara

"Time to crack the whip!"

"It's time to go bitch about things in my bitch email."

"Look alive, girl! Look Alive!"

"Someone please shoot me. But only in the foot!"

"I have a different term for 'yay technology'."

"He better have a small order, and he better not be paying in cash. I just counted that drawer..."

"I'm a supervisor, not a barista."

"You're a hoot!"

"Well, I'm not seeing my picture in the obituary here. So not everything is bad."

"Oh I see how you are..."

"Don't make it confusing, I'm a senior citizen."

"Sooo why're we all just lolligaggin about hmm?"

"Give me the damn phone!"

"C'mon! Let's book! And when I say 'book'... I MEAN 'BOOK'!"

"You two are up to no good!"

"What does she mean by she 'lost her shopping cart'? Tell her to go find it!"

"I'm no witch, and I sure as hell ain't no cat!"

*while heading downstairs holding two cups of coffee* “If you hear thud thud thud! … come down with a mop.”

“Alto, come here quick! *quietly* Doesn’t that man over there look like an Oompa Loompa? He does, right?”

“Since I’m not the supervisor  tonight, I can’t do much about these bratty kids right now. On that note… I’ll just make a ton of copies of these papers in order to keep myself out of trouble.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I think Salami is great. However… he grosses me out.”

“You’ll get your break when I’m good and ready. Get back to your register.”

“Alto… *hands them a cup.* Get me some coffee… and spike it with something. It’s gonna be a long night.”

“Listen, I’m not a heavy drinker or anything. But… the place across the street sells alcoholic slushies, and this place is tempting me to get one.”

“Before you continue to torment me, remember who’s giving you rides home.”

“Look, if these customers aren’t gonna answer our phone calls on their order substitutions, they’re shit outta luck!”

“Alright kiddo! Let’s go ship some people outta here!”

Achara: “Oh yes, I turn on the radio just to listen to these ads!’ Alto: “really?” Achara: “No! Not really!”

“I don’t understand how snails even eat. And I don’t want to understand it either.”

“*Walks into the store* Alright, I’ve seen enough. Let’s go home.”