Character Quotes: Salami
Here's where I am going to put Salami's best quotes! I will be updating this with new quotes often. These are usually taken from RP's or stories that he is in. Or just one's that I come up with.
UPDATED: April 6th, 2024.
"If we see Achara, let's jump her!"
"Anything??? Ohhh my.~~"
"I fuckin' hate that woman!"
"No promises darling!~"
"Woo! I am such a lil' architect! I'm so good!"
"Look at that beefy hunk over at the self-checkout!~"
"I'd love to smell these... but mama Achara says no."
"I dunno... Short people tend to be angry all the time."
"We're five minutes from closing, grandma. Better hustle!"
"The devil works in mysterious ways, babygirl!"
"Get outta my sight, darling!"
"Elliot... my dear... sweet Elliot..."
"Hello, boo boo!~"
"If my car smells like cheese, ignore it. I just got back from the beach."
"Golly, the phone vaguely smells like peppermint-"
"These smell like love! ... and also ass."
"If that doesn’t do the trick then that customer be wildin’!"
"No, 'F' for 'Fuck my life.'"
*Distressed cat noises.*
"I bet she smells like heavy perfume, cigarettes, and most importantly... ass!"