Goddammit

Joshua sat on the sofa smoking. He was sadder than usual because Ken was asleep on the  floor and dribbling blue everywhere and was also not his wife anymore. He sighed and it would have been heavily if it was not for his terrible lungs. Goddamit. There was a sudden chittering noise from the dark. Goddammit he thought again and frowned even more. Raspberry sniffed the doorway and then wandered up to the sleeping Ken. What the hickity heck is that joshua thought but not hickity heck. Raspberry stepped up to Ken's face but avoided the blue before it looked up at Joshua. Joshua looked at the creature distainfully and threw a knife at it. Raspberry squeaked and hopped to the side as the knife went into the scar on Ken's face, disappearing for ever. Goddammit! Joshua thought and stood up dropping the cigarette onto the sofa. Raspberry hissed at him. Joshua pulled out a gun this time and tried to shoot Raspberry. They screeched and ran around the room. Josh contin ued to fire and missed each time, leaving holes all over the hosuse. Soon Joshua was out of amo and Raspberry had hid under the couch with god knows what's under there. Joshua saw where it had gone and kicked the couch over. A lot of dust rose up with some insects and other small creatures scampering away. Raspberry screeched and jumped onto Joshua with small claws. Joshua tried to shake it off. It clung on tightly "Graaahh!" It bit him. Joshua swore loudly and grabbed the creature, yeeting it at the wall. It squeaked and hit the wall hard before flopping on the floor. Josh glared at it. It whined pitifully and stood up shakily. "That's what you get for stealing my meth." Joshua said. Raspberry squawked angrily at him. It didn't steal his meth.  Josh growled back and walked over to it, trying to stomp on it. Raspberry avoided the stomp and hid under Ken's arm. Josh picked up Ken and dropped her onto Raspberry. They tried to get away but their tail was trapped and they panicked. Josh tried to stomp it again. It just wiggled away and ran somewhere else in the house. Ken rolled onto her side. Josh couldn't be bothered chasing it so he just went to sit back down realising too late the couch was on it's side. He sat down on the edge and fell backwards. GoDDAMMITT. The end.