Iné's season 2 episode 2 logs

groocie 

This is just Cat leaving Leslie to watch Syd for a couple hours akdkfn

StarfishPlain 

“Don’t let him lie to you”

IneMiSol 

hrnwvfkadw yeah

groocie

Listen

She knows he would

Cat: if I see a burger you’re both dead meat

StarfishPlain 

Syd: so’s the burger /knee slap

IneMiSol 

LMAO

groocie 

Cat: well you are what you eat

StarfishPlain 

Syd: 

Syd: this is too easy 

Syd: you know you made this too easy-

/awful that’s what she said sex joke insert here idk

groocie 

Cat: knew you’d take the bait

Cat: hook line and sinker mfer

IneMiSol 

leslie: why

StarfishPlain 

Syd: remind me we need to get you a date

groocie

Cat: they can find their own date

Cat: but if you need a wingman-

IneMiSol 

leslie: buries face in hands

StarfishPlain

Syd: I failed at my first duty of getting the two of you together I will try again with new passion… Eventually.

IneMiSol 

leslie just chokes

coughing

"aNYWAY-"

StarfishPlain 

Turns to Caitlyn with a smug ass grin “I told you about that, didn’t I?”

groocie 

Cat staring at the two of them “wait what-“

StarfishPlain 

DHEJDBEB

groocie 

“No. No you did not Syd.”

StarfishPlain 

I don’t even remember it what was it Leslie thought cat was cute like one (1) time and syd committed

IneMiSol 

it was right before they got together too sjghdjhktjfj

groocie 

Wow Syd. How could you /silly

IneMiSol

"can we change subject. i'd love a change of subject"

StarfishPlain 

CAITLYN CONFESSED TO HIM

“Yeah before you asked me out. I kept telling them I was gonna get ‘em a date and mentioned you because they got all flustered. Funny how that turned out huh”

groocie

Just ruffles their hair or something “It’s ok, I’m flattered even….you know this makes what Jess said make so much more sense-“

IneMiSol 

leslie trying to burn a hole into syds soul like shush

StarfishPlain 

“Can’t blame anyone okay I’ve got good taste.” He’s ignoring the holes

groocie 

Snorts “Ah- yeah really bad timing then”

IneMiSol 

"......... look ive just resigned myself to my existence"

"you can try to wingman all you want, im cursed in that department forever" snorts

"and thats fine by me, it is what it is"

groocie 

“Mmmm maybe you’re just looking in the wrong places”

“Or looking too hard”

StarfishPlain

“Like- sexuality? Or. Watcha mean.”

IneMiSol 

"or too little! i am simply not looking"

groocie 

“I wasn’t looking and then this fucker showed up” wraps an arm around Syd

“Sometimes you just get surprised.”

StarfishPlain 

“What if we set up a date for you, would you let us? Cat can keep me in check.”

“For shits n giggles. No fucking necessary.”

groocie 

“Yeah it can be a chill friendly date!”

IneMiSol 

sighs

"... sure. why not. i can give it a try i guess"

groocie

“Soooo anyone got your eye? Or do we need to play matchmaker too”

IneMiSol 

"huh... not really, i dont think?? i dont usually notice a lot of people much"

"... im also not very close to. many people in general,"

pauses

"... well im a lil closer to sushi i guess but i dont. know. if id wanna go on a date with them? or well i dont see sushi wanting to go on a date in general" snorts

"so let's not"

"eh, whatever happens happens i guess"

"i suppose natsumi's also kinda cute but thats an even worse option. lets not"

"i can appreciate people from afar"

".... viv was hot but i dont think she'd have been interested in guys. also she's in the us"

StarfishPlain

“Natsumi? They’re a bit of an oddball.” Thinks for a second “…do you just. Like emo people?? Is it emo- what’s the style”

IneMiSol 

blinks

"................. i might. never gave it much thought"

"i guess i do. huh."

StarfishPlain

“Well. They’re all black white and red or whatever. Cat used to be like that too-“ he’s laughing now

IneMiSol

"... grunge?? punk??? along those lines"

StarfishPlain

“You have a type bro”

IneMiSol 

"oh god i do"

"maybe thats why i wasnt really that attracted to my highschool girlfriend. too soft looking"

"... that sounds horrible"

"this is not the revelation i wanted today"

StarfishPlain 

Syd is laughing harder

IneMiSol

leslies staring into the sun

groocie 

“I’d argue I’m more punk now excuse you— I just upgraded from the hot topic and flannel”

“And you have a type, big deal. Lotsa people do“

“It’s not bad just means you’re… predictable”

IneMiSol 

"wow"

"i guess mirror is also hot but that one is a bitch so no"

"no one's interesting: the saga"

groocie 

Snorts “so your taste is hot, alternative style and unavailable-“

StarfishPlain 

“They don’t have to be unavailable. We can ask around.”

Thumbs up

“Optimism, we’re gonna get you some alt hot gf somewhere.”

IneMiSol 

"good luck with that"

groocie 

“I believe in us”

“Teamwork makes the dreamwork!”

IneMiSol 

sighing

groocie 

“With our braincells combined we can find you a hot alt girl”

StarfishPlain 

They look so happy though Leslie

I think we should get Leslie on a hot cool date with Sushi

Mainly cuz Syd is staring at Natsumi like mm. Naw. Leslie’s too morally good for them

groocie 

LMAO

Sushi is fine but Natsumi is where he draws the line

StarfishPlain 

Natsumi is the one who launched him to kill zain tbf

groocie 

Didn’t sushi almost torch a place with Leslie

StarfishPlain 

Meh.

groocie

Arson is fine

IneMiSol

leslie's promised sushi they'll get him a flamethrower one day

they've also swam in the whole ass nile river

there's very little braincells between them

StarfishPlain 

…goose do we make a group chat trying to convince sushi on a date /silly

groocie 

See what a great start

LOL

Listen Cat is all on board to play wingman

If Leslie is interested in Sushi she’ll be a bro and help them out

IneMiSol 

oh my god

they havent even told them what happened lmAO

staying very very quiet about fish fuckening

StarfishPlain 

FHEKDJDN

Listen syd thinks Sushi is also hot

IneMiSol 

he understands

groocie

Cat agrees she likes his style

StarfishPlain 

We got a date boys

IneMiSol 

a

StarfishPlain 

I assume Syd leaves the actual date plans to Caitlyn cuz she knows  romance a bit better /silly

But no syd gets an okay from sushi and I’m laughing

IneMiSol 

oh my god

groocie 

Caitlyn’s relying mostly on what Leslie knows about sushi sksjfnf

She hasn’t met them just knows of them

IneMiSol 

if they tell leslie sushi agreed they just make the weirdest high pitched noise

StarfishPlain 

Yeah Syd would also mention the fact sushi mentioned Leslie is the only person they hang with

Because he thinks it’s cute

And also. Get friends ya’ll

I hope syd and Caitlyn are sitting a few tables away cackling to themselves

groocie 

Caitlyn’s made friends smh

AKDKDJ

EARPIECE TO TALK TO LESLIE

StarfishPlain

To sushi and leslie! Caitlyn had done v good uwu

groocie

The bookworm is doin good for herself uwu

Also can I add that I hope Leslie lets Caitlyn do their hair for the date

Let her style it make em look extra cool

StarfishPlain

YEAAAH

Is it validating if Syd looks over Leslie and is like damn I’ve never mentioned how well you pass +

groocie 

Leslie getting the pep talk of champions by their overly invested besties

IneMiSol

YES HI SORRY I WAS AT A DINNER PARTY

leslie would absolutely let cat do their hair but if they suggest an earpiece they'll threaten to strangle them both

lil proud smile at syd mentioning how well they pass bc yes that is very validating

100%

groocie 

No ear piece but they’re definitely a few tables away

Holds up a menu so they can chat without being noticed

IneMiSol 

does leslie know they're there

bc if they do they're just covering their own face from their view the whole time

StarfishPlain 

Nope

Well maybe

Either way, eventually I like to imagine syd and Caitlyn get especially sappy/flirty to eachother and Leslie gags before turning back to their own date

groocie 

It’s kinda hard to hide Caitlyn’s hair tbf

StarfishPlain 

That’s my dream

IneMiSol

theres no winning here bc if leslie knows they're there they'll be awkward, if they dont and spot them they'll wanna kick their ass

groocie

AKSKDJ

IneMiSol 

g o d

groocie

Cyd gettin caught up in their own happiness

IneMiSol 

leslie rolling eyes

groocie 

Sappiness*

I guess the other one works too

Cat noticed they spotted: we die we die like men

IneMiSol 

LMAO

leslie making "you're dead" gestures at them

groocie 

Caitlyn giving a thumbs up back

---------------- (this part happens the morning before the date with Sushi) ----------------

IneMiSol

id like to let it be know they just get a "help what do people do on dates" text from leslie a while after the wingmanning convo

groocie

Caitlyn tryin not to laugh sends back “talk to your date, get to know them”

“Like hanging out with a friend but with more flirting”

IneMiSol

"bro i dont know how to flirt"

"ive hung out with sushi like a million times but suddenly this is the hardest task on earth"

groocie

“You’re just nervous, Syd’s better with the flirting ask him”

StarfishPlain 

Meanwhile syd is just. Eating. Or something

Listen ya’ll kept a burger from this man for too long

groocie

It was for a good reason

The one time Syd eats annoyingly slow /j

StarfishPlain

Caitlyn trying to look at him for answers and he’s just mid handful of fries like ???

groocie 

Rest in pieces Leslie you’re on your own o7

---------------- (this part happens at the same time as the date) ----------------

IneMiSol 

they're getting a text that just says "H E L P"

they're burying themselves so hard

dfytjfgk

StarfishPlain

Leslie what did u do

StarfishPlain 

Can they hear what’s going on

Like syd and cat

IneMiSol 

they might be able to if they're close enough

StarfishPlain 

“Compliment them back, accept people wanna spend time with you fuckass” lovingly responded from syd

IneMiSol 

fdtjdtjm thanks syd

groocie 

“You’re doing fine Les just chill out & take deep breaths” sent with a lil cheering emoji

IneMiSol 

crisis averted they're back to a normal-ish topic

StarfishPlain

“Put your whole dick into it commit and enjoy” syd will get the last word /silly

IneMiSol 

LMAO

groocie 

“Maybe not on the first date. Unless you’re into that”

IneMiSol

"been there done that man"

groocie

“…wait”

StarfishPlain 

Syd blinks

“Huh?”

IneMiSol 

they are not responding any further

good luck

groocie

Nah Caitlyn’s just gonna ask later

Prepare to get bullied Leslie

IneMiSol 

LMAO

groocie 

Connecting the dots like “so that’s what you meant by close”

StarfishPlain 

Syd is too dumb to understand cats gonna have to help him

groocie

Cat putting hands on his shoulders. Deadpans “they fucked bro.”

IneMiSol 

ESFJTHLETFYJ

StarfishPlain

Leslie hearing the “they fucked??”

”nice”

IneMiSol 

THE WAY THEY'D JUST FREEZE INTO PLACE

SLOWLY TURN

EYE CONTACT

StarfishPlain

Leslie gets a thumbs up : D from syd

IneMiSol 

MURDER GLARE

groocie 

Cat slamming hand over Syd’s mouth and thumbs up to Leslie