Promotion!

C’mon, c’mon, have to keep moving. The carriage rattles through the forest, and time doesn’t pass any faster. Eric and Felix are asleep inside, and Aiden is laying up top. He’s not asleep, his tail a constant swish in the periphery. Need to trance- I mean not really. Knight’s duty. Gotta keep moving, I mean, what was all that knight training for- Squire training. Not knight training. Hard to remember sometimes, I mean, really, What’s the difference? Really, a knight-in-training, hardly different than a knight at all. Well there’s the whole ceremony, where graduates line up, Wing to wing, shoulder to claw, and it's a really big deal actually, you know, Everyone comes out to see it, and the throne room is so full that- Throne room. I mean throne room. I mean- Well, the venue isn’t that important, cause see, there’s a sacred sword, And then the Queen- Titania- the Queen- she- She announces that you’re her- No, she doesn’t, that’s not how it goes, she takes the sword and she- Feels like a sword in the back, the words- Well she takes the sword and she knights you and- And she announces that you’re- And she announces that you’re- That you’re a knight. heir. knight. Heir. And you’re an heir before you’re a knight. You’re not even a knight. You’re not even a knight. You’re never gonna be a knight, I mean, a king can’t knight himself- The carriage goes over a bump. Eyes back on the road. Squire’s duty and all that.