The crazy clothing fiasco

Thea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -pissed off Thea in a very tribal girly outfit-

Hazel: What happened to you?

Thea: Ze enclave I tried so hard to avoid is what happened

Hazel: Ooh. Ze enclave! But why would zey do zat?

Thea: Well I'm a female yinglet so I gotta look "za prettiest" as zhey said....about a zhousand times...

Hazel: You already have za so pretty fluff. Why add more zing's?

Thea: Because yinglets are idiots! I'm happy zhey didn't get to my toozh...

Hazel: What were zay gonna do to za toozh?

Thea: Use a rock to "make it more lady like" whatever zhat was supposed to mean

Hazel: o.o sounds dangerous

Thea: Exactly....I don't even wanna know how zhey was gonna do it....zhank god I got outta zhere when I did. At least I got some clams outta it...

Hazel: You get clams for playing dress up?!? I wantsa do it!!

Thea: It was only zhree...not worzh it at all...I don't zhink I can get zhis off eizher

Hazel: Hmmm... Have you tried using za rock?

Thea: Well zhat would ruin the outfit

Hazel: I zhout ya didn't like it zhough

Thea: I dont! But it'd be rude to just destroy it

Hazel: Hmmm... Zhere hasta be another way to get it off...

Thea: Yeah...but what?

Hazel: *I pull out an old rusty fishing spear* maybe zis?

Thea: Wouldn't zhat also ruin it?

Hazel: Uhhhhh..... Well it helps get za fish out of za water, so why not get za zea out of za outfit?

Thea: I'm pretty sure it'll rip it up bad

Hazel: Well.. uh... *Puts the spear down* how did zey get it on za first time?

Thea: Well they tied the little strings on and I zhink zhat zhey forgot zhat we can't untie zhings well with little claws

Hazel: Strings... We just gotta find someone who can untie strings!

Thea: But...people will see me in zhis awful zhing!

Hazel: It's zat or rip it off. Or leave it on for ever and ever and ever

Thea: Forever and forever?.....nonononono!

Hazel: Well zen. Do we rippit or do we find za help?

Thea: I..,uh...find halp?

Hazel: Oookaayy! Let's go to za city zen! Zheres lotsa people zhere

Thea: Wonderful...just wonderful...

Hazel: *we begin walking to the city*

So, what kinda person do you zhink will help us with zis?

Thea: I'm not too sure....not many people seem to like yinglets ...me being one of zhose people

Hazel: Zheres gotta be someone. Who doesn't love cute fluffy zhings with big ears?

Thea: Zhey like zhat but we are not very cute...also ze lack of brains doesn't help

Hazel: *derp face* whatcha mean lack of brains???

Thea: -sighs-

Hazel: *we eventually get to the city. It's busy, as usual*

Thea: -looks around panicked a bit- i reeeeeaally don't like zhis already

Hazel: It can't be zat bad. Za people here aren't too bad

*The people walking by give us weird looks on occasion. Most just ignore us*

Thea: Well...at least zhey are staring much or laughing ...yeah its not so bad I guess

Hazel: Let's get someone to help zhen! Hmmm... Ah! *There's a very tall dragon-like person walking by. They look very strong and rough. I run over to them.*

Thea: W-wait up! -scrambles to catch up-

Hazel: Excuuuuuuse me! Mr so tall dragon! *He turns to look at us*

Thea: -looks away while staying quiet-

Halcyon: *the dragon looks down at the two of us and screams* AHH! R-rats! S-stay back, rats!!

Thea: H-hey! We aren't rats! -looks up absolutely furious-

Halcyon:*he looks terrified* w-whatever you are, stay back. I don't like rats!

Thea: How rude! We're people just like you are!

Halcyon: I'm s-sorry... What exactly are you then?

Thea: Yinglets!

Halcyon: Oh... Uh... *He looks confused* alright then... Uh, what do you want exactly?

Thea: I need help getting zhis stupid outfit off!

Halcyon: Oh, that's it?

Thea: My claws make it impossible to untie it...

Halcyon: well, I guess I can give it a shot

Thea: Please...I hate zhis zhing

Halcyon: *he kneels down and easily unties the outfit*

Thea: -victory screech-

Hazel: *screams along too*

And thus, the two Yinglets continued on with their lives. This concludes Thea's crazy clothing fiasco.