how blue viper got his powers

Authors

kiwinatorwaffles

Cast

Chris Marshall (Blue Viper -- superhero AU) Theodore Collins (superhero AU)

Published

5 months, 9 days ago

Stats

174

short script shitpost written on 12/28/2019

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chris: thanks for having me over, theo. what did you want to show me?
theodore: i think you’ll love this one! wait here for a sec while i set it up.
**theodore leaves the room and chris waits**
chris: im kinda thirsty. anything to drink around here?
**no response**
chris:
chris: oh look, a glass of water!
chris: i’m sure it cant be some sort of convenient plot device, right? **drinks it**
**theodore comes back to see chris drinking the liquid**
theodore: DUDE! why’d you drink that?!
chris: i was thirsty, okay?
theodore: that’s the liquid used to power up the holographic printing machine!
chris: the what now
theodore: oh dude this is not good. that thing isnt meant for drinking.
chris: well no dip, sherlock! what’s gonna happen to me?
theodore: hold on... why is there a blue cup forming at your right hand
chris: huh? **holds up cup** holy crap-
theodore: YOU ARE NOW THE HOLOGRAPHIC PRINTER. WHAT THE HELL.
chris: WHAT IS GOING ON IM SCA-