Sharky

Kaz was surprised that P-4076 wanted to talk to him in private (well, sort of private, Sadao was there, too), but he was even more surprised that they did not meet inside the house. Rather, they met in the engine room of the N.E.F. Salamander, away from prying eyes. He crossed his arms as he made his way into the room with the foxfolk following behind. None of them may not be able to see through her face (notail term), but they could sense her giddy little smile under it. "Alright, P-40," Kaz sighed as he leaned against the wall. "What's our little impromptu meeting about?"
The next words out of her mouth were one of familiar dread: "I have an idea. =3"

Sadao pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed while Kaz raised a brow in suspicion. "P-40... are you absolutely certain that this is a good idea?" he asked.
"Positive. =3" she responded with a thumbs up.
"The last time you said that," he retorted, with a shudder, "it led to yet another day of Crusty wrangling. Seriously, how can a crab get a car, drive it, and crash it into an Infinity Express in less than an hour?"
P-4076 brought her hands up defensively, yelping, "C'mon, it's a good idea! I swear! =3" A tired groan much like a parent to a hyperactive child escaped his lips, and he waved his hand, allowing her to elaborate after clearing her throat. "Okay, so. I need to borrow a flashbang. =3"

Sadao tilted his head to the side at the notail's request and asked, "And why, programmer, would you need a flashbang?" She paused in thought while bringing a knuckle to her chin.
"Well, Sadao," she proposed, "I have an experiment. Y'know that thing I did last week involving Khady, a dark bathroom, and me getting beat up? Same thing, but I'm more prepared for a physical altercation. =3" Kaz squinted in disbelief. Seriously, the audacity of this woman sometimes. He wondered how she came up with this many terrible ideas.
In an instant, he snapped, "No, absolutely not. You're not going to flashbang Khady after trying to 'summon'," he did air quotes, "her. You literally have nothing to gain except so many broken bones." P-4076 rolled her head akin to rolling her eyes.

"Listen," she retorted, "it's gonna work, and I'm gonna make sure it works. All I need is a flashbang, and I'm gonna get it, just you guys wait! =3" And thus, off she went. Sadao looked over to Kaz, and Kaz looked back.
"How much are you betting that she is going to get hurt either way?" Sadao questioned.
With a disappointed sigh, the avikan uttered, "10 E-credits; it's basically a guarantee."