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With Rubyie <3
Poly Rubyie obsessed w Brian AND Meg??
Title: Family Guy: Puppy Love
INT. GRIFFIN HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
(Lois, Peter, Stewie, Chris, and Meg are gathered around the couch, watching TV.)
PETER:Hey, Lois, have you seen my Lucky Charms?
LOIS:Peter, you ate them this morning. Remember?
PETER:Oh, right. That's why they're gone.
(Meg's phone buzzes. She looks at it.)
MEG:Oh, hey, guys, I just got a message from Brian. He's bringing over his new girlfriend tonight.
CHRIS:Another one? How many girlfriends has Brian had this year?
STEWIE:Oh, let's see, one, two... counts fingers ...twenty-three.
(Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. Meg opens it, revealing BRIAN, the anthropomorphic dog, with RUBYIE, a shy and clingy anthropomorphic Maltipoo.)
BRIAN:Hey, everyone, this is Rubyie.
(Rubyie hides behind Brian, peeking out shyly.)
RUBYIE:H-hi...
MEG:Oh, she's adorable! Come on in!
(Brian and Rubyie enter the living room.)
PETER:Well, well, well, Brian, you've really outdone yourself this time. She's a real cutie!
RUBYIE:blushes T-thank you...
STEWIE:(eyeing Rubyie suspiciously) She seems a bit... clingy.
CHRIS:Yeah, like, I thought I was clingy, but she's on a whole other level.
LOIS:Oh, come on, give her a chance. She's just shy.
(Brian and Rubyie sit down on the couch.)
BRIAN:So, what's everyone up to tonight?
PETER:I was thinking of making some popcorn and watching a movie.
RUBYIE:Oh, I love popcorn!
(Rubyie scoots closer to Brian, resting her head on his shoulder.)
MEG:You know, Rubyie, you're a lucky girl. Brian's a really great guy.
RUBYIE:whispering He's mine. All mine.
(Everyone exchanges uneasy glances.)
STEWIE:Did she just...?
CHRIS:Yeah, I think she did.
LOIS:Well, Brian, it looks like you've got yourself a devoted girlfriend.
BRIAN:Yeah, she's... something.
(Just then, the doorbell rings. Meg goes to answer it.)
MEG:Oh, hey, Quagmire, come on in!
(QUAGMIRE enters, holding a bouquet of flowers.)
QUAGMIRE:Hey there, Meg! I brought you some flowers. And who's this lovely lady?
RUBYIE:growling Back off, she's mine!
(Everyone stares in shock as Rubyie lunges at Quagmire, tackling him to the ground.)
QUAGMIRE:Help! Get her off me!
(Brian rushes over and pulls Rubyie off Quagmire.)
BRIAN:Sorry about that, Quagmire. She's just a little... possessive.
QUAGMIRE:Yeah, no kidding.
(Peter turns to the camera.)
PETER:Well, folks, looks like Brian's got his paws full with this one. Tune in next time for more wacky adventures with the Griffin family!
(FADE OUT.)