Tidbits

Snip's mom, giving birth:Wow I can just TELL that kid's fucked. Luckily that wont be my problem
Cut to Beastbane finding the newborn on his kitchen table, brings it to the monster nursery he has in his fucking shed because some beast conveniently had a litter so hes just like hey you can take one more right and the best is like sure. Smells like you and I like you

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Snip, 4: breaks into the butchery
Vispen: What in Vespérynn's shadows... is that little runt ?
Snip: Wow mister your butchering knife is so cool!!! Can I try it pleaaaaaaaaase??? I know how to use one! But I only did rabbits and moles :( Dad wont let me cut bigger things
Vispen, literally cutting up people: Uuuh. Maybe when you're older

[a year later, after Vispen caved because Snip would come visit and beg to participate daily]

Rando: Beastbane would you PLEASE watch your daughter
BB: why? Shes a strong independent girl who can stand up for herself
Rando: she is FIVE
BB: ....
BB: I fail to see the issue
Rando: A DARK ELF IS LITERALLY BEING A BETTER FATHER
Vispen: ahem
BB: See she's able to make her own decision on whats best for her :) So thrilled to see her fly of her own wings |

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Snip, 19: oooh Vispen Vispen what if we switched these cattle's lungs :D
Vispen: Hm, why ?
Snip: well fingers worked real well so I thought I'd try something more exciting :D
Vispen: Sure, have at it. 

Snip, 19: Ooh, I know she’s scheduled for tomorrow, but it's my first sea elf, I just want to get a little looksie before takin her apart!
The young half-burghast looks up to the dark elf with big, bright, hopeful eyes and a wide smile. The brightly lit, sterile silver room is empty; they’ve just finished wrapping up for the day, everything neatly packed away. Vispen looks at her, eyebrows raised.
V: And you waited until we were done cleaning up becauuuuse?
S: Oh cmon its not like we wouldn’t’ve had to sanitize everything anyways
V: But then you’d have to do it again
S: Baaaaah, scrubbers do all of the work anyway, not like it’s hard
Vispen sighs, almost amused. He knows no matter what he says, she won't back down.
V: Just a little looksie?
S: Promise!!