Customer Service Quotes
My favourite quotes while being a webchat worker. (From genuine customers)
Last update: 17/05/2024
“My humble apologies, you are absolutely right,so sorry.”
“You’re a class act mate. I think you need to go for s coffee & a big doobie to clam you down, i told you i’m hard work”
“PLEASE JUST CANCEL MY ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“man u is lively af for a sunday morning when its this cold share some of your energy with me please lol”
“Is there any chance you can phone me as im not a very good reader sorry”
“You could also ask [company name] to make life simple for coffindodgers like me.”
“i don’t celebrate christmas”
“Also, can I just ask if you have a favourite cheese?”
“Edgwul the goat”
“Which fucking details”
“Fuck of”
“let check what name i gave to you guys”
“Sign me baby”
“I’m a Leeds fan so I’m used to disappointment.”
“Money, money, money!”
“FRAUD”
“That was camp. Sorry lmao”
“I need help blocking Fortnite from my router please”
“Unless you can build a cell tower at the end of my garden and give me reception tomorrow morning, there’s not really anything you can do. I’ve been with [company name] for over 25 years and now it’s just too expensive with poor service”
“I need to cancel my plan because my ex cheated on me and I am leaving the address”
“I don’t have a tele, and don’t like Jeff Beezos”
“[COMPANY NAME] ARE SHIT”
“smile your smile and know you are valued :)”
“Oh sorry lied to u”
“Its 1 star from me but thank you for the propaganda”
“Yeah my legs dont move…. Lmao”
“Inky pinky ponky Daddy bought a donkey Donkey died Daddy cried Inky pinky ponky”
“Must be the Cornish sense of humour”
“Bear with me while I put my E-cig on charge please”
“Yeah I bet it’s free. I spoke to 33 cause you’re really Gosport the record you need to book appointment ago. I don’t need to book a poo poo you might”
”In case you were wondering, yes, I am a human! I will prove it to you by having this sip of coffee! ☕” (from another employee)
”For heaven’s sake, havent you been updated? Ive been chatying for 20 minutes and have no more time.”
”Well that is a little fascist. Oh well thankyou anyway”
”If you hear about some weird woman in [place name] who has gone bonkers… you’ll know I didn’t manage it”
”Please dont have a gp at me for this i just stopped crying from the last person :(“
”You know who I am - I have been with you for decades”
”Basically I have a contract that I may aswell have used as toilet paper, as on [company name]’s part it is worth absolutely nothing”