(In)Correct OC Quotes

Jess: "Al I have a lump!!" *Places Alan's hand on her chest*
...
Alan: "Jess is this another trick?"

Pepper: "They're up in the trees!"
Kalli: "Ambush!"
Pepper: "Am-tree".
Kalli: "...Am-scray".

Matt: "He shoots!...He misses."
Nip: "That would have changed the outcome of 1066...wait I mean 1966"
Skimble: "It would have changed the outcome of 1066 too!"

Sarge: "I'm stumped. For this experiment, I'd need DNA samples that are really close but not quite identical."
*Matt and Alan glance at each-other and start to sneak away*
Sarge: "...Wait..."

Matt: "You need a safe word, like...'demogorgon'!"
Nip: "'Demogorgon'?! That's four fucking syllables!!"
Matt: "Well it's not gonna slip out by accident"
Nip: "It's not gonna 'slip out' a-fucking-tall!"
"- Though I like how stoic you make me out to be- I might as well recite fucking 'Jabberwocky' while I'm at it!"

Pepper: puts his hands on Nip's face
Nip: to Goldfinger tune "Cold fingerrrs"
Pepper: chuckles "...Now that's in my head."

Pepper: *adding songs to his playlist* "'Circus'? Na, Kalli likes that song."
Kalli: "...That makes it sound like you're dismissing it because I like that song!"
Pepper: *hugs him* "Oh come on man we just sang together. Clorghly (misspeaks)...clearly I can't talk, clearly we share the same tastes."
Kalli: *ribbing* "'Clorghly'?"
Pepper: "SHH. There's some coffee...that might help."
Kalli: "Go drink coffee." .

a little later
*listening to music*
Pepper: *sings along* "This is Kalli's playlist"
Kalli: "Again with the dismissive attitude!"
Pepper: "...I love you :3"

Pepper: "Floor grapes! My favourite kind of grape."

Nip: “I don’t like blue cheese...or green grapes, really.”
Pepper: “What about green cheese and blue grapes?”
Nip: laughs “I like those...even less...” goes to eat a grape but misses “...I missed my mouth...”
Pepper: laughs loudly “How did you miss your mouth?!”
Nip: ”I don’t know?!”

Nip: chewing, makes a noise and points at the screen “Mmmph”.
Pepper: “What?!”
Nip: “...I couldn’t speak with my mouth full.”
Pepper: giggles “He’s so polite!”

Pepper lying down chillin’-Sarge gently takes Pepper’s ankle.
Pepper: “Bwuh?”
Sarge: “Cat paws are so pink?”
Pepper: Slightly puzzled but amused.

this was from the grape-day
Nip: "Yup...I'm good now."
Pepper gives his stomach a rub
Nip: "...I actually don't mind that. Keep going."

from a while ago
Nip: accidentally inhales schnapps
Pepper: "Oh...don't do that."
Nip coughing
Nip: "I'm...I'm good-"
more coughing
Kalli: "Oh my god he's dying."
Nip: laughing and coughing "Shut-stop..."
Pepper whacks him on the back
Nip: breathes "Ugh. Thank you...ow."

Matt: pats Nip on the head "Good boy."
Nip: "...I don't like how much I liked that."

Kalli: randomly “If you clean vacuums for a living are you a vacuum cleaner or a vacuum cleaner cleaner?”
Nip: “...Are you high?”

Kalli, Pepper and Nip lounging
Pepper picks at Nip with his fingers
Nip: squirms “Heh. Stoppit.”
Pepper: “You got fluff on you!”
Nip: pushes him away gently “I’ll deal with it.”

Kalli: “He’s gotta do the old farmer and the donkey trick.”
Pepper: “...The what and the what trick?!”
Kalli: “You know...where the donkey falls down the well and the farmer starts to bury him...”
Pepper: “OH, that. I thought it was a euphemism.”
Kalli: “...A euphemism for what?”
Pepper: “I DON’T KNOW!?”