Things Mars has said:

Her lines

“PAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYY!!!!”

“I don’t wear glasses because I look good in them, I wear them because I can’t see.”

“Do you really think I’m gonna be like Sheldon, hmm? (Referring to Big Bang) He’s weird...”

“Sorry, can’t make it, everything needs to be perfect!”

“You... touched my work... nobody... EVER touches my work!”

“So, um... fancy a drink?”

“If I.. *hic* If I collapse.., tell mama I love her...”

“Oh, I am so sorry! Oh no... please don’t hurt me!”

“I found an interesting looking potato today, I think I might keep it!”

“Yeah, I laugh like that. Love it or hate it?”

“He’s so smart...”

“Mustard!? I hate mustard...”

“Are you trying to make me laugh? *laughs*”

“Now I don’t want to be one with the fashion tips, but yellow jumpers are sooo today!”

“There’s a test after this?”

“I really should keep track of how many people call me a nerd...”

“Astrology isn’t complicated! It’s... it’s beautiful...”

“Top of the class, once again!”

“I think this calls for a party, don’t you?”

“Party? Party!? Where is it woman!?!? I must go to this partay!!”

“EVERYBODY, THERE’S A PARTY AT MY HOUSE AT 8 O’CLOCK!!! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!”

“Ha.. nerd... Oh wait, that’s me... :’)”

“Ass troll OG? Is that really how ya pronounce it?”

“It’s COLOUR with a U, not COLOR without the U! This ain’t New York City, genius!”

“Well... there goes my glasses... and my sight... I’ve been stuck like this for 10 seconds and it still feels like hell!”

“Okay, there’s a difference between “I can’t see” and “I can’t read”. I can’t do either of them.”

“Oh my god, seriously, I am not a pig! Although, I do eat a lot of junk food... oh god, I could be the first pig in space.. I don’t wanna be a flying pig!”

“What the living hell are they teaching you kids....”

“I really wish you’d just try and appreciate some of those Freddie Mercury memes, some people put time on that stuff!”