interview - clémence

01  What is the worst nickname that anyone has ever called you?
- Hmm, I don't think I know the answer to this!

02  Have you got a favourite flower?
- Of course! The yellow one!

03  Do you add a sauce, ketchup or other artificial flavourings to your food?
- Only if it's meant to be added!

04  Describe yourself using only words that begin with the letter 'T'.
- I don't think I will.

05  What is your lover's pet name for you?
- I don't have a pet?

06  What is your least favourite colour?
- Brown.

07  Who did you vote for in the last election, and did they win?
- whats an election

08  What is/was your grandfather's name?
- Marcellin Pernot!

09  What is the best present you ever received?
- My life.

10  What is 17 1/2% of 97 + 42 x (6 / 2) – 137 ?
- That sounds complicated, so I'm not gonna bother.

11  What would be the best possible way you could die?
- By death.

12  Given the choice of absolutely anything, what would be your dream job?
- Being a national hero! But I don't know if that's a job..

13  What position do you sleep in at night?
- The best position by far! I do not know the name of it, please do forgive me!

14  What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
- Nothing is embarrassing, only if you make it so.

15  Who is your favourite fictional character?
- Me! What does fictional mean?

16  What food do you hate most in the world?
- None!

17  When was the last time you were ill?
- Hmm, I don't think I do remember that! I think it was a stomach ache, though!

18  If you were transformed into a wild creature, what would it be?
- A big loving bear, probably!

19  What was your favourite toy as a child, and whatever happened to it?
- I had a very great ring when I was younger! I swallowed it.

20  What's the most amazing thing you've ever seen?

- Something.