Prince Can't Cook


Authors
curejune
Published
4 years, 5 months ago
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OCtober 2019, prompt "memes"

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Angel was dying from laughter, struggling to wipe tears from her eyes.

- Sorry- oh my GOD THIS ONE-

- This one was uploaded approximately 5,48 seconds ago, - Samael commented from her earpiece.

- Hahahahaoh my goddamn- I'M SO SORRY- oh NO THEY DIDN'T-

- And this is with your favorite template #24.

Prince coughed a few feet away, not quite amused with current events.

They just got away from a culinary contest heist. Angel was disguised as one of the contestants, and the detective twins were expecting to see Prince there too - only for him to reveal that he was one of the waiters all along. And Angel just had to quip that it's because 'Prince can't cook to save his life'...

The internet burst with memes exaggerating Prince's 'horrible cooking' in minutes, and Samael was currently providing Angel with examples through the portable screen in her mask.

- Sam, no, stop it... - Angel doubled down, breathing heavily, - God, I'm so sorry...

- I guess I'll be fine. As a side benefit, now no one will find me out when I demonstrate my non-disastrous, average cooking skill, - Prince shrugged.

- Sorry... pffft...

- I might forgive you.

- Yeah, what do I need to do this time?.. pffhaha...

- A kiss?

- Okay, - she stepped closer without any hesitation, still sobbing, - okay, I owe you this much, - she pecked him on the cheek and collapsed on his shoulder in another laughing fit, - I'm so sorry...