MIDNITE DARKPAWS da epik cat toon!!!!!!!

hay!!!!!!!!!!! my namez midnite darkpawz. im a girl cat toon with red eyesz n a SMALL muzzle ( AN: big muzle cats r so ugly, just look at thoze uglies purveiw n alex tin, they r so ulgy omg.) my fur is long and black with purple n red parts in it. im 137 laff n trapless n im' part of the TOON RESOISTANCE!! TOONZ OF DA WORLD UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i wear mostly black clothes dat i buy from the halloween cattlelog. today i was wearing a crawler cap, a black and white striped flippy shirt with stripes, blue shorts with a silver buckle, and square glasses. also i had on TONS of black makeup , claws im emo and gothik. (geddit cuz im a cat?) i was walking in dolands dog which is my fave playground cuz its always raining n grey n i hate sun. a SOUNDLES PERSON walked past and said i looked like a RACCOON!!!! so i pushed him into a cog building n greened him loads of times n CLAWD HIM until he ranned away.

i walked 2 toontown central cuz i needed 2 get gagz. but it got sunny so i walked in a shop. when i was in there i saw an UGLY mouse!!! he was a weird purple colour and he had a huge forehead. and he had wierd blue stuff on his feet and his forehead was BIG!!!!!! and he sayed "help me i have glue on my feetr- wait u r really beauitiful will u kiss me??" and i said "no because you're ULGY" and i threw a a quicksand on the floor and he fell in!!! and i laughd hard n then i took a black parasol from a pot next to his counter n walked out in the street with it rlly dramatic like an album cover. then i started crying all depressed like. suddenly i heard a deep n HAWT voice above me say.... "why are u crying??" i looked up....................................................... it was............................ FLIPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i apologise for this

wip