Howl’s quotes 2020
Chapter 1
“I’m gonna guess it’s someone looking for a death wish, but who cares? They’re dead!”
“it’s a shame really, I thought you were just a little bit smarter than that!”
“As for you, ya brainless piece of shit, you’ve got some learning to do! Actually... no... you don’t...”
“Listen here you guys, the more this guys squirms, the more bullets I shoot at you!”
“Yeah, ignore your family and join us.”
“Guess who!?!? Haha haha!!”
“Listen here you guys, the more this guys squirms, the more bullets I shoot at you!”
“Ohhh, hoho! Up for a fight, are we? Come on then, let’s see what you’ve got!”
“Well I sure hope this intranet thing doesn’t mess it up like wildfire, otherwise I’ve got something else worth killing!~”
“Well, if your not going to read this, then I might as well read it myself! If this thing is useless, then we will make paper flowers out of it!~”
“Finders keepers!”
“Pfft, We’ve seen and done a lot of brutal things since we’ve been together, I’m not sure what could be more brutal than what we do right now!”
“Heheh... I remember when you dropped me for a slug... I can’t say that was fun though..”
“That’s some serious shit babe! Do you think I would just sacrifice myself like that!?”
“Well, that’s what Randy gave to me! That’s like me asking why there’s so many damn bees in a beehive. At least these jellybeans don’t sting you to death!”
Definitely NSFW warning:
“Just as a warning though, you might end up with a blueberry for a wife if you don’t pull out, so just this one time, please pull out before you climax!~~”
(Okay, back to the more SFW side of things)
“That forest was his home, you... you nuthead! What if I burned your house and said “it’s just a house, you’ll get over it!”, huh!?”
“that doesn’t matter to me now. We can always find some more crew members later!”
“That’s only the starter pack!? Damn, Scourge, you’re gonna have to show me what we get after that starter pack!~”
“Maybe I’m not torn up like you, which I like about you by the way, but this piercing is a sign of death, not some weird unicorn that shits sprinkles and rainbows...”
“Heheh, don’t worry.. I’ve learnt that I shouldn’t flirt with anyone that’s going crazy.. heheheh...”
“Oh, that bitch.... Heheh, I actually kinda like it!”
“Jeez, maybe if you weren't such a dick for once, I'll think about it! But at the moment, with all these fucking insults you're throwing at us, I think I might change my mind!”
“I really hope you haven't changed him too much... Because you do know I like to have sex with that "hideous gremlin"~”
“Oh, darling, we can do more than cuddle!~~ Do ya wanna see a demonstration?~~”
“do I look fat to you?”
“Hmm.... oh, fuck it, I’ll have what you’re having!”
“You’re gonna need to explain how the fuck you managed to bloody yourself up over a rock!”
“Oh, get that bullshit outta here, will ya? I bet you can’t name three reasons why I’m cute. Go on, I dare ya!~”
“Oh, is there some other trespasser already? You’ve gotta be joking....“
“That’s gotta be some sorta chocolate, right? Please tell me this is just chocolate, and nothing else!”
“I know I shouldn’t be doing this, in case the world thinks it’s a new virus of some sort, but fuck it, they’re destroying our forest, and now it’s our turn to destroy them!~~~”
“Whatever the fuck I want, hmm?~~~~~”
“Highly dangerous stuff?~~ Heheh, you’re gonna have to tell me more about that!~~~”
“Yeah, just a few hours, alright? If anyone else tried to make things worse, just kill them. Just maul them, and rip into their guts, I don’t care!”
“What a way to ruin a fucking plan! Now I have to suffer just hearing you breath!!”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea? You are talking to someone who knows witchcraft you know, and if ya kill me, I can haunt your nightmares.. Every. Single. Night! And maybe whoever else is dumb enough to like your waste of existence. Oh well, I guess it’s your loss and my gain either way!~”
“Are you trying to be some fucking therapist or something? I’ll be fine. Trust me, I’ve had worse, and I’m not just talking about looking at Scourge’s face scarring me for life..”
“Hey, snailbrain, the bitch has a name, you know!”
“Yeah, yeah, I already got that message a hundred times, now just cut the crap and get on with whatever the fuck you two were gonna do to each other..”
“and that shit sounds more fake than any spell I can come up with.”
“Oh yeah? What next, I’m gonna turn around and then when I turn back, you’re fucking it?”
““Reasonable?” You call a lifeless, harmless fuckin’ sweet “reasonable!?””