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"Hello. I'd like to make a deal."

Jack's head snapped towards the voice, his hand darting towards a weapon. That is, until a dense mass of inky liquid overtook his arm. "Ow! What is this stuff? Let go."

"I said, I'd like to make a deal." Virus spoke more adamantly, her skin dripping. "I know you like Choco."

His face turned a pale yellow, and he scratched his head. "Y-Yeah? Is it...Is it that obvious?" Virus' expression contorted into disgust. "Yeah. Regardless, I didn't come here for relationship counseling. Do you want to hear my proposal or not?"

After looking her over, she looked a bit....evil. "Er, no thank you." In response, she simply smiled, and the ink on his arm began to boil, burning his arm. "OW!"

"I SAID, do you want to hear my-"

"Jeez, okay! Just tell me the stupid deal."

"Hmmph." Virus smugly put her hand out, and the ink stuck to his arm slid off easily, reattaching itself to her skin. "Here's the deal. I'll help you win over Choco, and in return, you let me....experiment with you."

"Haha! No." Another glob of ink flew towards him, smacking right into his face. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"I take that as a yes. Thanks for your business." Virus and her ink weapon disappeared, leaving Jack confused and frightened.