WHEN JUSTIN BIEBER STRIKES BACK (2011)
Author's Notes
the 'book' was divided into like one page chapters, starting with character bios.
for context, this was in like 2011 when justin bieber first became popular and people either hated him with a passion (me) or loved him
i retyped this all by hand and it was physically painful
this is exactly how it appears in the little booklet (minus pictures), typos included
BIO 1: JBB
My name is Project9. Or Justin Bieber Bot. But I prefer JBB. Operation aborted. Loading... file2000... lifestory.ROM... loading complete. Opening lifestory.ROM... loading complete. Lifestory.ROM will be opened.
I was created by the original Justin Bieber. My purpose was to fill in for him since he was no longer popular. But Justin was poor at robot beauty. I was very ugly. But Justin was very skilled at make-up. He made me look exactly like him. Thanks to me, he was infamous again. But on one gig, it was raining. Justin didn't care, but my make-up would be washed off. When I was starting to bow, my make-up got washed off. A tomato was thrown at me. At that moment, I was never the same again.
16 years after I was created, I was stronger, better and faster. I had destroyed the west side of Antartica, ruled the Disney park in France and I am about to break into the huge nuclear waste plant in Niagara Falls (Canada side) and dump 12 corndogs in the main waste container. I dumped them in. 12 mutant corndogs, the size of me, came up to me.
"Welcome minions! Today will be our day to concur the world >:D" I exclaimed. Today will be the day I get revenge.
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Author's Notes
(canada side) why did i feel the need to specify that