ChaosKids! Mini Stories

"C'mon, Dezi, it'll be fun!!!" Lou shouted to her brother, who was lying upside-down on the couch.

Dezi sighed and stood up. "Why do you want to hunt ghosts?" he asked.

Lou put a finger on her cheek and whined, "I just wannnnnaaa do something with my big broooo and ghosts r cool af."

Dezi threw aside the book he was reading about snakes, and groaned, "Alright, let's hunt ghosts."

Lou threw her hands up in excitement and ran off upstairs. Maybe to grab something? She came back down shortly after, bumping into Myu, who gave her a literal death glare. She handed a journal over to Dezi and smiled.

"What is this?" 

"A ghost hunting journal :)" Lou responded.

Dezi took it from her and flipped through the pages. There were pictures, drawings, and short entries of Lou's adventures looking for ghosts with her siblings. It was sorta sweet. In the back was a list of the 10 children. All were crossed out except Xeii, Myu, and himself. 

Dezi knew Xeii was horribly terrified of ghosts and, honestly, most everything else. And Myu hated Lou, so that adventure wouldn't happen any time soon.  

Dezi crossed out his own name with a pen he kept in his back pants pocket.

He smiled to her and said, "Well lets go then."

Lou lit up with joy. She rushed into the kitchen. "HEY DAD!! IM GOING GHOST HUNTING!" 

Dib smiled and replied, "Have fun Lou." 

Zim sighed from over by the stove, "UGH, YOU PLAGUE THESE SMEETS WITH YOUR NONSENSE."

Dib rolled his eyes and shooed Lou out of the room.

Lou grabbed Dezi by the hand and pulled him out of the house.

"LETS GO LETS GO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!" She squealed as she ran down the sidewalk, dragging Dezi along.

Lou dragged Dezi all the way to a graveyard on the borders of town. By now, it had gotten dark. Perfect. Lou pulled a flashlight out of her pocket and shined it over a headstone. 

"Where dem ghosts be at doe" she muttered.

"How did you find them before?" Dezi flipped through the journal.

"I just fuckin yelled at them until they were so annoyed they had to come FIGHT ME!!" Lou started to scream into the dark void. Edgy haha B)

Dezi chuckled to himself and sat down by a small grave. 

"GET OUT HERE MOTHA FUCKAS!! I'LL EAT YA DAMN KIDS!!!!!!! I SW-"

Suddenly, the ground shook and before they knew it, a transparent ghost was floating in front of them. It was light blue and small. 

"The frick yee want small fricktards??" Spoke the ghost.

Lou screeched again, "EEE! FIGHT ME LOSER AHAH!! LET ME GET SOMEA DAT ECTOPLASM FOR MY BOOOOOK"

The ghost groaned, "Please leave us alone"

Another ghost appeared, pink in color, and said, "This kid again? Who see brought this time. How many damn friends she got?"

The blue ghost cried, "Terry kill her or somethin'."

The pink ghost moaned, "Get out kid or we might.. uh, get mad even more. Y-" The blue ghost whispered something to the pink one, "Leave us alone or you're banned from this graveyard."

Lou stuck her tongue out.

Dezi grabbed her by the shoulder and murmured, "Maybe we should go-" 

"No. i wan dat ectoplasm bro"

She flailed her arm towards the ghosts and demanded, "Your ectoplasm, give now, orrrr i will ignore your ban and keep coming back n bugging you losers blep."

The ghosts whispered to one another and then the pink one spoke, "Fine, John, give her some your plasm"

The blue ghost sighed and ripped a part of himself out and handed it to Lou. Her smile went bright, and she tore away the book from Dezi, and slapped it into an empty page. She showed Dezi and laughed. 

Dezi rolled his eyes and said, "Right, lets go before dad and ren get pissed" 

Lou stuck a finger in Dezi's face, "Wait one last thing" She grabbed him and pulled him close. She took a camera out of god knows where and took a picture of them. She smiled as the polaroid slid out of the camera. She took it and stuck it into the book on the same page. "Okay we can leave now."

It took a while to walk back but eventually they made it. They opened the door to their house and saw a few of their siblings (Rian, Cai, Ari, and Candi) and their dad sitting in the living room. They were gathered around the middle of the room playing some sort of board game. Though, from the looks of it, most of them were cheating or didn't even know what they were playing. Dib looked over to the kids when they walked in and announced, "Dezi, Lou! Did you see any ghosts :3" 

Lou nodded and handed over the journal she'd been scribbling in. Dib looked proud as he examined the pages. Dezi rubbed at his eyes and headed upstairs and fell asleep in his room.