Kitti plays with humans weak mortal bodies

Kitti zoom zoomed through the night sky. He was on a strange planet called earth where there were dumb humans that didn't even have contact with other planets or know they existed. He liked scaring them because they thought they were the only people in the universe and they go "aaaaa what's that scary purple thingy!! Kill it!!" And then they tried to kill him with their terrible weapons that did literally nothing. These "humans" were really weak, he found out the hard way that they do not survive him shrinking then them eating him then him expanding inside of them... it made them go boom. He could also wear a cloak and pretend to be a human then when they tried to shake hands he'd hold out his head instead and either they'd scream or not look and faint when they felt his eye. He also found that they die if they can't breath, or if they fall like only a few hundred feet. This was the first planet he'd been to in a thousand years so he was having fun testing out their mortality. But he also feels bad for anyone he kills so he pays for the funeral also he's getting better at earth writing and languages with his i'm sorry for you loss combined with thank you for being my test subject cards... why does one tiny planet and species have more than one language though. The humans were also poisoning their own planet with plastic and stuff but that happened on a lot of planets and he wasn't really surprised. There were also green trees and plants which was an unusual but pretty color, it was the color of his eye. There was a bunch of native life other than the humans which the humans were just killing by dumping toxic waste in the ocean and stuff which seemed kind of mean. But then again Kitti was also playing with the humans so he didn't have the moral high ground there, other than the fact that he could literally fly.