Roommate Shenanigans

Shark Meme:

Fl: looking at the water

Sh: pops up HAI-

FL: Exuse Me pushes I was looking at the water

Sh: A

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Must Brush Hair...

Sh: holding a brush and spray conditioner I AM BEGGING YOU
FL: on top of the fridge I CAN HANDLE MY HAIR BY MYSELF THANK YOU

Sh: WHY ARE YOU AFRAID

Fl: AAAYAAAEAYEAA!!  AAAAAH!!
SH: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??!?!

FL: Get back to your own work! (Hides in the bathroom)

Sh: RIGHT NOW YOUR HAIR IS MY WORK
Sh: -claws at door- LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIINNNNNNN

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Fish Puns

Heh, he shaves it off one day

Fl: hey Sharkie

Sh: oh he- wHAT THE- WHO IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN ARE YOUUUUUUU?!?

Fl: i just shaved it off!! Calm down, and get off the fridge!
Sh: GROW IT BACK

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Rubberbands

Sh: isn't that one mine?
Fl: i dont know, you used one that was probably mine last week
Sh: ... it doesn't matter anymore, does it?
Fl: not to me
Sh: ditto I guess

Sh: cooties tho
Fl: eh
Sh: yeah, eh
Both: .....
Fl: you don't have cooties, right?
Sh: no. You?
Fl: no.
Sh: cool. We're good.
Fl: yeah, good.
Both: .....
Sh: but it wouldn't hurt to wash the bands ever so often
Fl: yeah true

FL: i mean im at the ocean all the time, pretty sure mine are clean
Sh: which are yours?
Fl: looks at the many many bands laying everywhere
Sh: exactly

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NICKNAME

Sh: .... Ocean man
Fl: what
Sh: that's your nickname
Fl: .... take me by the hand
SH: lead me to the land
Both: THAT ONLY YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND

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Conditioner

Sh: we need more conditioner
Fl: wh- how are we out of conditioner again??
Sh: ...... do you see the mane I have Ocean Man. Do you see this????
Fl: oh right
Sh: also you never use it
Fl: HEY

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3D Printer

Sh: Can you 3d print a tiny hat
Fl: ...why?
Sh: it's for science
Fl: Okay here I made a cowboy hat
Sh: !!!!      !!!!
Sh: puts it on his sea anemone : )
Fl: ...how is this science
Sh: Sea-haw 

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Names

SH: So how'd you get your name?
FL: What do you mean? My parent's named me.
SH: But, what does it mean?
FL: Uh...
SH: Flavor? Are you full of flavor Ocean Man?
FL: Are you full of sharks, Charlie?
SH: >:[
FL:   

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Sharkie Gets His Wish

Sharkie finishes and is happy for rest of the day. Flavos cant even recognize himself in the mirror, his hair is so neat.
Sh: Dear diary, today I finally completed a life goal. I conditioned and brushed Flavos' hair. It looks very nice.

FL:
Date: x/xx

I let Sharkie do my hair.

I scared myself walking past the mirror because I didn't recognize myself in the reflection.

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Flavos Looks in the mirror

Fl: ..... what the....
Sh: appears oh there you are! I found my clips, so now we can get to the decorating!
Fl: wh.... decorating?
Sh: : ) d e c o r a t i n g full teeth smile

Sh: Heheee,  and look! I have sea theme hair accessoriessss

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Flavos hates a coat, Sharkie dies laughing

Sh: Flavos... wh.... what theheheh... -airless laughing-

Fl: Either stop laughing and help me get out of this or suffocate.

Sh: Okay okay okay okay -inhale, looks straight in Flavos face- sorry, Commander KHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAA

Fl: I warned you. ~ tackles Sharkie ~

Falls on him like a sack of potatos

Sharkie can't breath, plus is under the weight of a commander.

Sh: -gasping- WHAT THE PACIFIC, GET OFFF

Flavos starts laughing back and rolls away. Hits the corner of a table and gasps

Fl: I've been hit dramatic flailing

SH: -jumps to feet- AH, COMMANDER NOO D:  Sh: -kneeling near Flavor- who will lead us now.....

Fl: -reaches for the celing- Tell my family... I ... I ..... -flops over-

Sh: -throes hands up and head back- NNNOOOOOOOOOOO  

Sh: -fake crying- He was... A good commander....  

Sh: I must give him... a proper soldiers burial...  

Sh: -picks up and plops Flavos body on the couch, plays the army funeral bugle song on a kazoo-

Fl: -snickers-

Sh: -pauses mid note- stop snickering you're suppose to be dead -resumes kazoo song-

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Party Crew Group Text

FL: *Texting the crew in group chat*
FL: Hey crew, I need inspired. Give me some nicknames.

TA: Some context, Voss.

FL: Water, sea, ocean, sharks, hair.

JA: Something here is not like the others.

KY: Rain river, mira, delta, fish, snack
KYLE IS TYPING.......

FL: Pffffff. Kyle, what the hecc?

SH: Oh hi Ocean Man!

FL: Oh Hai!!!

Fl: . . . . 

FL: SNACK.

FL: . . . 

SH: . . .

SH: What?