Dating Advice

midandend
Aiko gets to be assigned dating advice counceler

slimebard
oh the worst possible choice
lets go

midandend
LAUGHS
Really it’s not dating advice per say but Aiko is at this moment the person who has the most power over this ship

slimebard
oh god

midandend
Cause it’s just Yui coming home from one of their walks and just standing in front of Aiko rly straight faced like “I asked if he would date me.”
Good luck Aiko

slimebard
Aiko, not even looking up from the food she's making, "Did he say yesssss?"

midandend
“...I then asked if he would like to.”

slimebard
"But did he say yeeeesssssssssssssss?"

midandend
Yui, increasingly more stressed “.....he asked me if I wanted to.”

slimebard
Aiko, increasingly more confused "....Did you say yes??"

midandend
“.............I told him I’d give him an answer tomorrow.”

slimebard
"But you asked first, right?"

midandend
“Yes.”

slimebard
"So isn't it obvious you want to?"

midandend
“Well it only started because of the comments at the party.”
“........that’s a very broad lie it’s been a previous thought but not one I’ve entertained for long frankly.”
“................And more in marriage invitation context than dating.”
“Quite foolish. I’m aware. Save your breath from a repeat of yesterday.”

slimebard
Imagine Aiko turning to look at her with the most :3 smirk.

midandend
Yui seems angy
Both the look of someone who’s been caught red handed and annoyance

slimebard
Aiko just turns back to what she was doing while still smiling. "Weellllll. Sounds like you're both apprehensive fools. So, like, made for eachother. What's stopping you?"

midandend
“The questions that come with it.” She tries to busy herself by seeing if there’s leftover candy somewhere as she sounds like she’s struggling. “Like. Does that. Make me happy.”

slimebard
"You already seem to spend a lot of time with the guy, dating just puts a word on it. It's not like you have to jump right into fairytale romance, honey."

midandend
“....I’m sorry about not telling you about it. I was going to, really. I had plans to introduce you even. Just since the coma thing I lost my footing on it.”

slimebard
"Yui I've dated more than enough people that you've never even heard of. You can live your own life! Just tell me if he does anything wrong, you hear?"

midandend
“Wrong?”

slimebard
"Don't worry about it!" Takes her lunch and drapes dramatically on the nearest chair. "Soooooo, what are you gonna do?"

midandend
“Aiko you can’t imply that there will be something I need to inform you about and then not say the basis of what these concerns will be from” exasperated sigh gets disrupted by her managing to find candy. This is healthy. “I’m not sure yet. I have until tomorrow, atleast.”

slimebard
"Heyyyy, I don't know the guy! I can't throw out assumptions on what could go wrong, just... if you do start dating and he breaks your heart, I'll give him a piece of my mind, y'know?"

midandend
“I don’t think hearts can break Aiko that feels like a poor way to spark a medical condition.”

slimebard
"...Yui...."

midandend
“..........curse you and your wicked metaphors.”
Grumbling something about grammar

slimebard
"You can't tell me you've never heard the term heartbreak before honey"

midandend
“Of course I’ve heard it I was just simply taking it as it’s literal standing rather than contextual I’m sorry” stressed candy eating

slimebard
"Well I guess if he literally breaks your heart I'll kick his ass too but I think we'd have bigger problems at that point."

midandend
“Don’t patronize me!” Atleast that got her laughing. “Though I feel even without heart breaking either literal or metaphorical anyone becomes a victim to your cane and pure brute at some point.”

slimebard
"Brute! I am a delicate maiden, Yui! How dare you!" Grinning still.

midandend
“And so call me a duck if that is!”