Hypothetically

"So, hypothetically, if i got a boyfriend during all this save-the-galaxy business, when I should've told you about it?"

"Ooh, I know where this is going. Break it down, who's the lucky guy?"

"literally the first non-hostile alien who stared me down and then laughed at my joke"

"literally"

"literally. he also happened to be the one who got sent to watch over us and see if we aren't planning any nepharious schemes, and it escalated from there"

"that's a hell of a first contact"

"you tell me. he's big, pink, cuddly and his voice is so deep you can drown in it"

"don't pepper me with flowery descriptions, i need to see that for myself"