Advanced Dungeon Doggos Records

CHAPTER 1

Lisanne looks around the tavern, seeing everyone engaged in various activities - none of which particularly interest her - she sits with her party and starts fiddling with her magic collar. Her party is interested in finding the beast - why though? Her collar is all the treasure their grojup needs! Endless PIZZA! What more could one want? On second thought maybe some new games would be nice....... Deciding to help gather intel she abruptly jumps out of her seat, climbs onto a nearby table and announces "Who wants Pizza? All it'll cost you is a conversation!".

(Mona Pizza would like to roll with nose to sniff out important conversations from the crowd(? is this how it works?))

RESPONSE:

The tavern bustles around her..

Lisanne rolls an 18 +5, for a total of 23, succeeding!

But Lisanne's declaration gets the attention of more than a few Pupps and Snailcats around her. A few approach her, looking quizzically around for the location of this pizza.

"I'd love some pizza!" a young Snailcat says, grinning from ear to ear, "I'll talk about whatever, but most folks around here seem interested in the local beast and its castle! My group has been scouting out the castle the last week or so, that place is plumb confusing, we haven't found a way in yet!"

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CHAPTER 2

1. Your character encounters a bandit camp, and luckily the bandits don't detect them, how do they deal with the bandits?

Lisanne seems to have lost her way(and her party) and ended up right in the middle of a bandit camp?! Being rather logical she does the smart thing - walk right up to one of them and ask 'Hey son, have you seen a monster hereabouts? Or a party of adventurers?' The bandits ignore her and instead start scheming to find and follow the party, and steal their loot once they defeat the beast. Frustrated with being ignored, Lisanne starts summoning pizza and throwing it at the bandits!(like clowns and pie)

The bandits do not take kindly to this and start chasing her.

Lisanne would like to roll with paw to get away from the bandits.

RESPONSE:

The bandit's do not enjoy the pizza barrage..

Lisanne rolls a 7 +3, for a total of 10, failing!

Lisanne runs as fast as her legs can carry her, but unfortunately her legs are shorter than those of the bandits. A few of them corner her in front of a cliffside, snarling at her and dripping with pizza grease. A few slower bandits approach as well, eating some of the pizza that had been tossed at them.

"Give us some more pizza... GENTLY this time... and maybe we'll let you go!" One of the bandits says, watching her carefully.

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CHAPTER 3

Lisanne is extremely tired, running from bandits was quite work out and her old bones do NOT appreciate it. Frustrated at being stuck outside the castle on a chilly night and entirely too tired to use any more magic after summoning an unusually large amount of pizza, Lisanne plops down by the entrance to the castle and bellows "If you do not open up you dratted castle, not only shall I sic the bandits on you - once I'm fit to do so again I'll cover you in pizza! Hope you enjoy having all the local wildlife and nearby pupps messing you up!"

Lisanne would like to roll with paws to convince the castle to let them in

RESPONSE:

The castle walls stand silently above her..

Lisanne rolls a 14 +3, for a total of 17, succeeding!

Lisanne shouts at the castle with all her might, but the castle, sadly, is still just a castle. The cold stone walls sit in front of her, motionless.

However, it seems her shouting gets the attention of some other adventurers. "Hey, would you keep it down over there??" a voice yells, and from around the corner peeks an adventuring party, a tough looking puppillar at their lead. "Sheesh, all that racket, why don't you just follow us Pizza Dog, we found a way in!" Despite their slightly irritating tone, the puppillar smiles and gestures for Lisanne to follow. True to their word, they show her an entrance around the corner!

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CHAPTER 4

1. As you're walking down this hallway, you start to feel disoriented, the shadows begin to flicker on the walls, forming frightening shapes, some sort of magic must be afoot! Can your character shake these scary feelings?

The eerie corridor spooks Lisanne, and her party - but - being the 'most mature' one in the group she can't just let her fear show. If this were a video game......hmmm....after some pondering Lisanne declares to her party 'I'm tired, lets take a short snack break? My magic is replenished enough to summon a thin crust pizza or two'. While they are rather reluctant - the other pupps do not want to call her out on her bull - what if the gramma pup IS actually tired?

Lisanne would like to roll with teeth(idk why) to help her part calm down

RESPONSE:

The party is on edge as they walk through the hallway...

Lisanne rolls a 15 -3, for a total of 12, succeeding!

But Lisanne is able to convince them to take a short break. They all spread out on the floor, and even after a few minutes of relaxing, start to feel more at ease. Lisanne summons a few small pizzas, which the party gratefully chow down on.

Having some time to relax, one of the other party members is able to attune to whatever weird magic the hallway is emanating, and now that the group has had some time to de-stress, they are able to work together to dispel the magic.

The magic dissipates, and the group cheers, "A break is just what we needed!" one of the party members says with a grin. With the magic taken care of, they are able to advance!

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CHAPTER 5

Exhausted, Lisanne hides behind a heap of treasure as her party fights - tossing them slices of Pizza when it seems to her that they need help, and tossing some to the beast to distract it. Despite their valiant efforts her team seems to be losing. Running out of patience, Lisanne climbs onto the heap of treasure and asks the beast 'Hey aren't you lonely here all by yourself? I mean - being a shut in is fun but you need friends - at least to play multiplayer games and PvP! Why don't we stop fighting, take a nap and exchange friend codes? I'm sure you're competent enough to hold your own against me in an online match!'

Lisanne would like to roll with tail to get the beast to concede

RESPONSE:

The room is chaotic with fists, spells, and pizza flying everywhere...

Lisanne rolls an 11 +0, for a total of 11, succeeding!

As Lisanne shouts, the room screeches to a halt. Her companions look tired, but also very surprised at this tactic. They wait, frozen in place, to see what happens.

The beast is taken by surprise as well, and turns to face Lisanne, peering at her with its huge eyes. After a suspense filled moment, the beast looks like its considering what she is saying. It brings one of its heads down to where one of the pizza slices lays on the floor, sniffing it carefully. After assessing the cheesy goodness, all of the beast's heads nod in unison.

A cheer goes up in the room, and soon enough the beast and all the adventurers are all bonding over pizza!

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