Chat Logs

Dawn

today was so fun.......... i love my check mark.....

it never misses....

Mei

PLEASE define "fun"

Olwin Priddy

Enjoyment! Amusement! Any lighthearted pleasure!

Marie

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Tsubasa

Sometimes not knowing certain things is for the best Marie.

Elisha

Aww Marie! Fun isn't scary, just a little exciting...!

Like doing something reckless while knowing it won't kill you!

Olwin Priddy

Just remember that there are no guarantees!

Marie

.....to some extent, I can't argue there.

Emory

At the very least, we have good doctors and healers here...

Tsubasa

once again, that does sound like an omen.

Emory

And if not, we can provide you a lovely service at Haven.

Poppy

Yes... If you do end up dying, Haven has professionals that can take care of you....

Olwin Priddy

Still, you probably shouldn't try it if it's too dangerous! Better to live another day!

Marie

you all are terrible at selling what is fun around here.

Poppy

Fun is.. subjective.

Elisha

Fun is.... hm. Dawn mentioned fun earlier. What is a checkmark?

Dawn

you know.... it’s big!!!! they gave them out earlier

i can show you hold on.....

Elisha

please do! My prize was this fake fatal head injury also very fun

Dawn

its good it wasn’t real..... !!!!!

i see you

catch

Elisha

Oh y

Bo.

Are we free.

Emory

Elisha???

Oh no.

Soren

[uploads a sound clip of THE PRICE IS RIGHT LOSER HORNS ]

Bo.

What were you just saying about your services, Emory. They might actually be relevant now.

Emory

Mei

What was that sound?? It was so loud

Tsubasa

it's from a game show, it means the answer was wrong.

In this case the "are we free" I belive.

Marie

Like doing something reckless while knowing it won't kill you!

Elisha

sooo.. can we pin this message cause.... you know

Bo.

It does feel poignant.

Soren

please

Olwin Priddy

Done!

Soren

holy shit

Marie

nice

Soren

nice

Emory

NOT NICE

Samael

oomf might not see sunrise tomorrow

just a might tho

Emory

SAMAEL WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Samael

idk

Emory

Dawn??? Please heal him?

Bo.

Wait. I don't want his fucking ghost hanging around.

Yeah, fix him.

Emory

Our services make sure everyone's laid to rest properly-

Dawn

Emory

BUT YES PLEASE FIX HIM.

Soren

oh no, Dawn!

Bo.

Do you honestly believe he wouldn't choose to manifest and hang around.

Soren

we gave her a taste of blood at the archery grounds...

Emory

He wouldn't be given the choice!

Soren

board your windows and doors

Emory

HE'S NOT DYING ANYWAY!

Bo.

Well, that's fucked up.

Emory

I mean, we do give the choice-

AH STOP, I'M COMING DOWN THERE.

Bo.

You just said you wouldn't, but ok.

Emory

I AM FRAZZLED, BO.

Dawn

WHOS MAMI

Emory

Mami?

Samael

sounds like everyone needs some bedrest and fast

very fast

Emory

SAMAEL. NOT HELPING.

Soren

I mean it's funny

Samael

would you like me to come and help?

Marie

real talk is Elisha okay?

Soren

sorry to anyone who likes that guy

idk them so I'll just assume by Bo's ire that they're cool

Bo.

What the fuck.

Dawn

he’s calling for someone called mami.....

Samael

do you mean his mother, dear?

Emory

His maman?

Dawn

Soren

or a lover

Elisha

dawn is very pretty when she's crying

Dr. Vitale

Oh dear. What happened in here.

Emory

Oh, he's fine.

Bo.

Damn.

Emory

I'm going to stop running now.

Dawn

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH......

Soren

LMAOOOO

Elisha

My bad

Dr. Vitale

Is anyone injured?

Elisha

I might be a bit faint.. maybe I need some handholding and reassurance

Dawn

OKAY

Bo.

Boomerangs aren't for catching, Dawn. They're traditionally used for hunting.

Samael

you could hold my hands if you'd like

Dawn

YHYW DO THEY LOOK SO SILLY THEN

Meriel Piper [Housing Rep]

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE RECONSIDERED THOSE BOOMERANG PRIZES HUH......

Dawn

Bo.

Maybe try a frisbee.

Meriel Piper [Housing Rep]

Grats on not dying, Elisha!!!!!!!

Olwin Priddy

I think it proved Elisha's point quite nicely, though!

And since no one was hurt, it's a happy ending all around!

Elisha

That was exciting and I didn't die. I'd say it was fun

Emory

Are there drinks at the festival ground, per chance?

Olwin Priddy

Yes, but be sure to read the labels!

Emory

...I'll doubly make sure to do so now that you've mentioned it.

Marie

honestly, the irony was pretty funny.

Soren

top tier

Samael

you can always come over for some milkshakes if you'd like!

Emory

I was thinking wine.

Samael

i have bourbon under the counter

Elisha

I just hope Dawn stops crying. Dawn, if you read the chat log later, thank you for the near death experience, and I mean that most warmly!

Emory

I will have to drop by then.

Olwin Priddy

Oh, haha the drinking contest is on Thursday, Emory!

Emory

Just one glass is needed to soothe the nerves.

Samael

i'll have it poured by the time you get here

Fuhua

omg elisha!!!!!!!

are you okay!!!!!!!!

Elisha

Oh yes! She healed me I think.

Fuhua

: ( so close to being able to see your insides though!!!!!!!!

Elisha

Awww you would look at my guts, Fuhua?

Dr. Vitale

Fuhua

with my eyes closed!!!!!!!!

koh'si

WAIT WHY DIDN'T GET SHIT TO THROW AT PEOPLE I WON

Dawn

IT WAS SCARY PLEASE DONT DIE AGAIN SOON IF EVER