Lost Love Letters
Pining idiots Aegis and Teldryn are spending some time apart, but will that stop them from exchanging quips and getting on each other's nerves?
Author's Notes
This takes place in sort of a non-TES au, it was written to be understood for a writing contest. During this letter exchange the two stupid crusty Mer are still mutually pining and not together yet.
Teldryn
In the few years we’ve known each other,
I’ve come to realize something
Perhaps, I may be too attached to you
I think this distance between us
Will be good for my health
Is it still nice, on the other side of
The province? Without me?
I, for one, do not regret taking up
This apprenticeship one bit.
The winter is beautiful here,
Almost as much as you.
I hope you aren’t in too much pain
Without me by your side.
-A
Aegisthus
I am very chuffed
Without you.
Unlike you, I do not depend on others
For happiness. You’re quite brave,
Not many would say such things
In their first letter to me. Just don’t
Let it get to your head.
Don’t think by comparing me
To the cold, unforgiving frost
You have won my heart.
-T
Love, you know
You don’t have to be
Like that. I did not forget
What you told me before we
Parted ways. I know you
Miss me dearly. Otherwise,
Why would you have replied
To my letter? I know sending these
Love anecdotes is not cheap.
It appears you might be
Pining, for me?
It’s an honor, to be
The subject of such
Besottedness from you
And your heart of stone.
-A
Oh Aegis
You are like those old Matryoshka dolls,
Full of yourself. You think I pine for you?
That I write for you out of infatuation?
You’re the one who’s berating me
With these constant coercions.
I bet the postal service
Is as sick as seeing your letters
As I am. Thank the Gods
That an entire province
Now separates us.
Now, I only have to deal with
The horrors of your mug
When I see our portrait
In my pocket watch.
-T
Hello my love
It has been a while
Oh, do I yearn to hold you each
Sleepless night. I wonder,
Do you even still walk this Earth?
These letters are getting harder
To send. Blast the war.
Perhaps I’ll take
To pigeon post?
I jest; I heard you beat up one of the
Office couriers. I would hate
To see what you’d do to
An innocent bird.
If you choose to reply,
Please tell me how
You are fairing
My lapdog is fairing.
-A
Dastard
Of course I’m alive
I’ve just been choosing to ignore
You. While you struggle to sleep,
I celebrate in the fact that
You are not next to me
Holding me down.
That courier had it coming
To him. Anyone willing to
Carry your preposterous
Messages should fall off
Their horse and eat mud.
Your heinous pet is just
Exceptional. You’re lucky
I haven’t taken to
Setting the pitiful thing loose.
I think it misses you.
You better hurry home
Because I think someone
Yearns for you so.
-T
Dear Teldryn
I have almost completed my studies
The summer sun is about to rise.
In just a fortnight, I will be back
With you. Yes, in the east,
Where the great pines are,
Along the vast rivers
And endless flower fields.
Do not lie, you desire to be
With me again. If you
Won’t confess, then
Regrettably I will,
Only to get it off my aching chest;
I need you.
-A
Dear Aegisthus
I never thought you’d say that
You dastard, I can’t
Believe you do this
To my heart. I have been
Jesting; I do miss you.
Deplorably so.
I want to take your
Breath away
In more ways than one.
My heart soars at
The thought of being needed
By you. Could
You perhaps, when
We see each other again,
Say that you need
Me? In person?
I wouldn’t mind if
You’d elaborate on it,
And tell me exactly
All your deepest desires.
-T
Of course my love
I need you
Because I can’t
Cross the province myself.
I regret to inform you that
With the ongoing war,
I cannot leave the hold
Without an outside ride.
My master can house me
For an extended time,
But I do want to see you the pines again,
Preferably before summer commences.
Apologizes for making you
Misunderstand my words.
Although, I do find it
Enduring that you fancy
Me as so.
-A
Aegis
You invertebrate
You’re hopelessly daft
I take back everything
Mused in my last message.
Sobeit, I’ve sent for a carriage
To pick you up in half a
Moon cycle. Just don’t expect
Me to be driving that
Carriage. I hope
You’re satisfied in
Cavorting with my heart.
-T