> Why hello there! It seems like you've come across our corner of the internet!
> You can find all sorts of programs here. From Addisons to Swatchlings, even... Other Spamtons.
> But perhaps the most important would be these little guys you see here! You like what you see? You can even adopt some of your very own!
> They're called Spammlings! (And they're not dangerous I promise!)
> So enjoy your stay! Meet a friend or two!
- Adonis, your host