Welcome, welcome, welcome! 

Welcome to the Jokers' Den! Dealer here, your favourite MC in the casino of extremes! 

Have you always wanted to live on the edge? Is the real world getting a tad boring? Or maybe you stumbled in here by mistake?

No matter. 

I'll be offering you something that you can't resist. 

The Jokers' Den is where dreams become reality. Want a new car? You got it! Want your debt paid? Done!

Now, now, I know you're thinking; 'that's way too good to be true!'. And you're right. We do ask for something in return. 

It's not much though; we just want you to play a game. A game of your choice: be it poker, blackjack, slots, you name it!

And if you win, you get whatever you asked for! Isn't that a once-in-lifetime deal?

W-what? What happens if you lose? Well...*mumbles something incoherent*

A-anyways! Sign-up sheets should be in the envelope you received earlier. I'll see you all in the games!

H-huh? Who am I you ask? Some secrets are meant to stay secrets, my dear. 

—This is Dealer, signing off.