dear basil

hello

-cinnabun

Hello, my child! Isn't it a bit late for you to be up?
- Basil

dear naomi

hows the weather in my basement

-poppy

I really don't like it here :(

dear winston

i stole one of ur bells and put it in this dead persons mouth

-sebastian

Why in the WORLD would you do such a thing! That's such a waste of a perfectly good bell! Corpses only exist to decompose and I shall not have my bells in such conditions.

can I join ur cult veles

Absolutely! I'd love to have more supporters. Just go to 61115 Crystal Cave Dr., San Francisco CA, 4157, go to the small room in the middle of the grass lot, and climb down the ladder until you reach the bottom. Then one of my supporters will help you to where you need to go.

Dear watercreatures. Can I steal you? Please and thanks

oh god ok hold on

Venus: U-Um.. I'm.. n-not sure...? I-It depends on where you're taking me, really... Honestly, I-I think it'd end up worse for you...
Nexus: No! Don't steal me or my bow! People really like to steal my bow... Though, I do like that you think I'm valuable.
Basil: I find myself, unfortunately, used to be 'stolen', to be quite honest. I would prefer it if you just visited me, though! Much less traumatizing.
Niamh: You being good person, I thinking! Taking all you are want! <3
Churro: Awh, I think this means you like me..! I like you too! I dunno if you should steal me though.. How about I just give you some chocolate instead?
Pea: Go for it! I'm always down for a unique experience, haha!
Trixie: Please don't.. I hate being stolen... It always leads to awful experiences.. A-Also you'll, like, fall asleep.
Trivia: If you can! I'll always be one step ahead of you, though. It probably isn't worth the effort ;)
Peach: I do the stealing, I'm not here to get stolen! Buzz off!
Percy: As long as you're joking about that, sure, haha! I'm glad you appreciate me!
Peony: Stealing is only something bad guys do! Get your paws off me, villain!
Naomi: Who WOULDN'T want to steal me? Hahahah, hah.. Honestly, I wouldn't mind at all. I love being the center of attention!
Travis: Poor naive asker, you have it all wrong. You're the one who will be getting stolen!
Winston: I will BREAK YOU if you steal me or any of my bells! Crush you underneath my paws! No touching!
March: if u wanna sure!!!! idm at all hehe!!! im sure you dont aaaactually mean stealing me anywayyyy!1!!!!! its fine!!!!!
Veles: Perhaps. If you're prepared to face the consequences. And from personal experience, you most likely aren't.
Pandora: Stealing me will bring a punishment worse than death, my friend. Leave me alone or become my servant.

Hey Winston, how many bells have you collected? Are there any specific bells you're seeking?

Ah good, a worthwhile question.
I haven't been keeping track, honestly, I started collecting them when I quit my job simply because I find them gorgeous and I wanted something to spend my time on. I have about 5 filled display cases of them in my living room, though, and I'm working on my 6th. I also have a few windchimes; not necessarily bells, but still pretty.
As for your other question, the more expensive the better. I prefer jingle bells over any others, but they're much less common than a normal handbell. 

Nexus I love you so much you make me Ŝ̖Ẉ̛̦͚͎̐͛͜͞͠O͔̦͊̌O͖̠̍́̚ͅŅ̖̖͖̓̿͝͡

Hah, of course you do. Who wouldn't?

Dear Basil, why are you such nerd energy

-Zephyr

Zephyr! My family knows about this? Oh no.. A-And there's nothing wrong with being a nerd!

Dear venus

Hi! I hope you're doing ok. Is pandora being nice? I'm sorry you're in that situation. If you ever need some extra money let me know uwu

Pandora usually comes at the end of the m-month... I-I'm actually doing decent considering the stuff I... u-usually go through?
I always need money, b-but I'd.. I'd feel really bad taking yours...! You don't have to get involved, please don't... y-you'll get ruined...

Nexus, do you hate me? Are you dying?

Say you'll never ever leave from beside me

'Cause I want ya, and I need ya

And I'm down for you always

Nexus, do you love me? Are you laughing?

Say you'll never ever leave from beside me

'Cause I want ya, and I need ya

And I'm down for you always

I think this is a gesture of love but I can't tell... If it is, I appreciate it, but I'm taken. If I got in a relationship with everyone who loved me, I'd probably be in the millions! ;)

dear venus,

i will destroy my father

ily

--- Silver

I-I don't think I'm allowed to say my opinion on this...
b-but thank you

basil will u adopt me

Hello dear! I'm very flattered that you consider me a good mother, first of all. Sometimes I have my doubts. Secondly, I would love to adopt all of you, but I find myself much too tied up with my current children on a day-to-day basis, LOL! I hope you understand.

venus why r u so purple

Um... m-my father was purple...?? I dunno... I-is it bad to be purple? I'm sorry..!

nexus ily

Good! It's always nice to meet a fan. ;)

march ur a cutie can u also adopt me

thank you!!!!!! i havent seen u before but im sure ur cute too!!!!!! and um.. id have to ask my boyfriend but im sure i could adopt you in a friendly joking way!!! haha!!!!

trivia u should run a waterdog trivia game show

Honestly? That's an interesting idea. I certainly know more than enough to run such a thing. But I'm a bit confused. Would the game show be for waterdogs? Or for the askers?

hi naomi!!!

Hi!! ;)

ooh churro u be looking thicc as hell wearing all that fur the way u do..

hi kiss cinnabun for me pls ty ily

Ahaha, um... what am I supposed to be answering here? Thank you, though? And don't worry! I kiss her often!

veles what made u want to run a cult

It was a while ago, but I did it to get away from a criminal record. By trapping and involving my block in a cult I could wipe the addresses and street from maps, and changing my name to something like a god would erase any presence of my name and render my old self nonexistent. That was fine with me, though, my previous self was pretty insignificant. As for now, it's just a pastime and a fun experience. It's been a nice use of my time to manage everything, especially with the addition of new technology. But I cannot get too attached. After all, magic isn't going to last much longer.

avarian how do u grow spots

Grow.. spots..? Hah, I think it's genetic, my dude.

pandora ill be ur gf

i make bomb ass mac n chee

Sorry to disappoint, but making decent pasta is not in my preferences for a partner. Just stay away from me and listen to me and you'll be fine.

HI NIAMH!! UR SO CUTIE

Hello!! Am being glad you thinking am cutie! Hear people saying that many. I taking pride in it!

peach why r u so angsty tho...

Because my mom's a murderer who tried to cover up my missing mom's death and disappearance. Also the rest of my family sucks for trusting her. Also my school's the worst and bullies me for existing and having these stupid fish ears. Jokes on them! They're gonna bow down to me one day!

percy i hope u die

same for peony

Agreed! Glad we're on the same page here, asker.

PEA ily ur so cool

Hiii~! I strive to be the coolest! Love you too, darling~!

trixie can u cuddle me to sleep ur so lorge...

I... I'd rather not... I have a girlfriend, you know... p-plus, my mist is prone to giving people nightmares sometimes, it.. you w-wouldn't like it.

travis stinky man

Rude!

winston u also have many spot

I was expecting genuine asks, not this bullshit.