I N T R E P I D
Welcome aboard the Intrepid line, stranger...
INTREPID CORPS™ Cordially invites you to the newest, sleekest train line in New America -- According to Article A94 regulations. We seek to provide the safest, fastest routes to destinations otherwise unreachable via. normal means. Travelers, strangers and businesses alike will all recieve quite a warm welcome into the arms of the safest tunnel system to reach our beloved Earth. And of course, the fee is quite small... So please, gather your things and join us on our journey to the near future... INTREPID™.
Now, what would your name be?
... I see.
You are without one, aren't you?
Hah... You're one of us, right? You don't remember anything about how you got onto this train and how to get off, your destination... Man, it's been a while-- Y'know, since we've had someone like you.
Check it. We're all stuck here, and you're our newest member of the 'stuck-on-a-long-ass-train' club, alright? Just hold still-- A couple still have their guns trained on you.
...Hm? Why the guns? Oh.
...You'll see in approximately 2 minutes and 31 seconds.