Did I already post this? Nah. Probably not.

Anywho, here’s the news! It seems we may have a problem on our hands- we have word of a group of crazies attempting to infiltrate our community. All alie- I mean, uh, normals, please exhibit caution! We hear this group may be dangerous, particularly to those they deem to be... out of this world, so do not interact with them under any circumstances! 

They’ll likely not try anything with Ziggy, but please watch their back just in case. That concludes the news! 

You may want to keep an eye on the community- you never know when they may show up.