Syndicate

"Hello my lovely listeners, it's your faaaavorite menace of the airwaves comin' at ya from SE9, your very own Tobi Simon! It's 02:35, weather is nice and smoggy, and I've got a whole hour's worth of AI-generated nonsense to play for ya on the 03:00 music hour. You'll also be delighted to know that after some 'negotiation' with those losers on 88th, UY4 has decided they would be better off (and more alive!) donating their channels to us. Isn't that so sweet of them, dear listeners? Now the folks aaaaaall the way down to 94th West can hear my sultry, sonorous crooning every single night! Aren't ya so lucky? If you see a SE9 syndicate member, why not give 'em a well-deserved 'thank you', yeah?"