Archaeus Chartreuse

An OC from an awful fanfic brought to life. Think of everything you hate in any form or writing or RPing. He embodies it.
And he's completely unaware of it.

Somewhere tucked far into the web is a series of poorly written fanfictions titled, "The Amazing Adventures of Archaeus Chartreuse." That is where Archaeus is from, not born and raised like any of us, just a protagonist in a story with over fifty-eight chapters.
And that story was God awful.

Typos, plot holes, underdeveloped characters and overdeveloped characters! Any possible error someone could make in writing was found here. It was a pain to read, constantly contradicting itself with a series of run-on sentences. It was so terrible that one peculiar young man couldn't help but read it out loud, whether to try to make sense of things or to make a video to show his audience. Who knows how it happened next, if he had some kind of magical awakening or if some god above was listening in, but as soon as he uttered even that first sentence, Archaeus appeared in that room, living and breathing.

To this day Archaeus has yet to understand that he's a poorly developed character somehow brought to life. Just like in his stories, however, he believes that he's the ultimate being, perfect in everything. The stories he recounts are constantly changing, and as the poor reader desperately searches for a way to put him back, Archaeus will spread his amazing adventures across the world!

Notes: We all have our cringe years, where we unintentionally write horribly; sometimes it's from the characters we create to the one-liners we reply with. Now, I RPed with some of these people, and over the years... they didn't change. If anything, they got WORSE. I love making villains, so it's only natural my bois lose in battles. This got to a lot of people's heads, and they started thinking they were invincible and would godmod shamelessly. It got to the point where I made Archaeus as a kind of vent character. He embodies everything I saw and exaggerates it. Plz beat him up.
Little fact, I wrote something completely random for his last name and let spell check try to fix it for me. The only suggestion was Chartreuse, which is vomit yellow, and I just thought that was great. As for his first name... I don't really know. I think I decided to make a fancier version of Pokemon's Arceus, since that's the God Pokemon and all.

Facts:

Full Name: Archaeus (pronounced: Arc-ay-us) Narcissus Chartreuse

Nicknames: Archy

Age: 19

Birthday: July 2

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual(...?)

Hair/Eye Color: Black/Blue

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 138 Ibs

Abilities: 
Simply too many to count. At least, that's what he'll always tell you. His powers will change every time he talks. In fact, you may even hear your OWN character's powers being recited by him! Of course, no matter what he says he has no powers. Not even average skills. He could say something like being able to destroy something with the snap of his fingers, but nothing will ever happen. Please punch him.

Voice: The epitome of narcissistic; Vic Mignogna

Personality: Narcissism doesn't even start to describe this guy. Archaeus believes he's perfect in power, intelligence, looks, and more. Even if you were to say you hate him, he'd find a way to convince himself that you're just shy. He NEEDS attention, and will ramble on for hours if given the opportunity.

Drawing Details: Archaeus dresses in modern clothes, nothing too fancy; a simple shirt and pants will do the trick fine. 

Fun/Extra Facts:

- Believes everyone in the world is in love with him. The more you insist you don't even remotely like him, the more he'll believe you're just shy. You could even insult him and he'd take it as a compliment.

- Archaeus's backstory changes every time he talks. He will recite Hollywood plots, video game stories, or maybe even your own character's story. This only lasts for one post/conversation. By the time he talks about his past again everything has changed again. He does not actually own any traits of any history he talks about.

- Hasn't read his story. Isn't even aware that it exists.

- That story was written a little over twenty years ago. The author abandoned it before it could be completed.

- He's actually a pretty good cook. Not as good as he thinks, but still good.

- Animals either love him or hate him. There is no in between.

- Couldn't grow facial hair if he tried.