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here's the AU were ryn is a sim, has Regular Sized hands, and is powerful enough to fuck God
can you believe all this is possible without mods or cheats bc i still cant
- virtuoso. of what? everything
- unbelievably jacked. will bench your life. will bench your wife
- enough of a thot that everyone has lowered their expectations of him enough that they dont give a shit if he cheats
- everyone who has ever set foot in the magical realm is automatically part of his terrible arcane polycule
- strangers will attack him on sight but he will beat them into a bloody paste and then seduce them instantly
- lives on a patch of lawn with nothing but a public bathroom, his massive collection of cauldrons, and 7 other members of a world-class orchestra who he keeps alive with his wicked brews
- every nite is mac n cheese nite
- Sleeps under the stars in one of eight blisteringly expensive single beds. There's also a cheap horrible double bed right next to the curb but that's only for special occasions ;)
- physiologically incapable of shame
- greets EVERYONE with a deep, passionate kiss on the lips regardless of relationship status or sexual orientation. Everyone's cool with it.
- immune to fire, never needs to eat sleep or piss
- immortal
- unkillable
- wiped the floor with Death himself
- the entire universe is his bitch and there's nothing that God, the Devil, or we can do about it
meta info:
sim!ryn has a very special place in my heart and has done so ever since the chrismas of 2017 when i got this stupid game & randomly elected him as my "player character" in a massive house full of all my ocs at the time. when i play the sims i go hard. i go so hard i play for days on end and then i dont touch it for 2 years. having his Uncomfortable portrait in the bottom left corner of my screen for 200 hrs caused me to develop lima syndrome and its probably why i fell in love with him enough to make him my main protag i'm not even kidding you
when Sparkly Magic Dudes dlc came out i broke my vow 2 never touch it again and i started a new save & sim!ryn's back babey but this time he's mutated, like a strain of life-ruining bacteria developing antibiotic resistance, into the ultimate, eternal chad
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