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- 2 years, 8 months ago
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- Darkrynthe
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explanation (how this happened);
- Went to a friend's house and their ex-husband misheard my name. I just ran with it.
personality things;
- big ass goofball
random facts about this boy;
- still can't get his girlfriend to send titty pics
- once beat a man with a banjo he just bought (in self defense)
- often misunderstands situations
- may choose to say words how he pronounces it even if it's pronounced another way.
- extremely odd fashion sense
- very much a lightweight when it comes to any substance
- can be extremely naive at times
- impervious to flirt attempts
- likes:
- to be called step-bro
- weed
- being barefoot and feeling the wet grass between his toes
- fishing; recreationally (catch-release)
- Norwegian folk music
- crisp morning air
- Skinny jeans; calls his legs toothpicks while wearing
- loves sunglasses not necessarily for their intended purpose
- dislikes:
- when you kink shame him
- coffee (tastes very bitter)
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