Profile
My oldest and most beloved DND character.
Pirate Bard
Very charismatic
In love with a landlubber tiefling, Esmeralda
Would die for his crew, belongs to the Octopus’ Wing
Ugly as all hell, but confident in his looks
Beautiful voice, sounds like the exact middle between Phil Harris, Frank Sinatra and Barry White
Swears like a sailor
Doesn’t like guns
Incredibly sharp, perceptive, picks up on things quickly and will diffuse a situation ASAP
ready to pop a cap if that’s not an option
Favorite instrument is the pan flute
Doesn’t believe in gods
Proficient in sign language, best friend (Oswald) is deaf
Owns four costumes (dress, maid outfit) and is a great actor
Knows how to apply makeup well, and do hairstyles
Super high stamina
Gets uncomfortable on land
Owns an owl named Kiki, sends and receives letters with her. Often sends letters to esmeralda
Color is teal green
Witty
Alcoholic, better to drink than deal with problems, also just likes drinking with people to get to know them better
