Promise's Links
Real big kid give a hoot 'bout a hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :LETSFUCKINGGOOOO:
. . . [She doesn't want to talk to you, so... she won't.]
Oh, I love Pokeman... What's this little... yellow rat? That's Charizard, right?
🤨 You are referring to Pikachu.
...I won't ask. I won't ask.
(Rumor is staring at her in terror, waiting for the inevitable.)
. . . ? (Promise isn't going to complain. One less person to deal with is fine with her.)
... I was wrong, actually. About a lot of things. Sorry.
It's a video game. You have to find the imposter in your group before they kill everyone. It's fun.
Have a good night, Penny.
Hm... Certainly an... interesting array of items. How much for this little Among Us poppet? It's pretty charming.
... I think I understand you better now. Even if a little bit. I'm sorry.
Oh wow, you're just as gorgeous as all those pictures I see online. I kinda thought models were always photoshopped and stuff. But, uh. No offense. You look great.
Well that depends... you better hope that I'm the other one. Ha. Kidding, kidding... no. I'm not kidding. I'm not one for mercy.
Tee-hee-hee... What would you do if I was the imposter?
Mm, I've never quite understood edible arrangements and the like. Don't get me wrong, mind you. It's all very beautiful, and I can certainly appreciate your work. But it seems a waste to spend so much time creating a piece of art that will either be eaten, or go rotten within a few days. Perhaps it's just me.
You're right! It is just you!
Oh my, your work is incredible. Do you make all kinds of cakes? I imagine a child's birthday cake isn't grand enough to justify ordering from an Ultimate... But, ah. I'm fine just appreciating from afar for now.
...Ah, yeah. I do. If you're-...planning on ordering one, just reach out.
Ultimate... Ally? I do wonder how they go about judging for something like that. But, ah... congratulations, either way, I suppose.
Oh! Well it’s more of… There’s Ultimates you can get voted for? I guess my friends from home really appreciate my support! I was kind of surprised! It’s the bare minimum to encourage my friends and support who they are.
Hm? Yes, I suppose I play occasionally. Considering I'm the world champion and all. And Pink is my favorite. I take it you like Blue?
I hope you got to see your kid in the end, Miss...
Don't call me that. I'm fine enough with just my one child. And no, I don't.
Mommm. You got games on your phone?
💢 ...Do I look like I'm in my 80's? I'll have you know, it's still quite popular in certain spaces. Perhaps you should get out more.
I love your dedication to this very old game I heard about from my grandparents. Maybe you've been playing for 81 years, who knows~?
How is your pattern recognition? Do you see little crewmates everywhere?