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HANDS OFF, WORM. [He tripped.]
[Kauã tugs on Kauê's belt, trying to make him trip. He's cackling madly the entire time.]
Thanks... I- (his voice cracks) I really appreciate it.
I know things are probably going to be awkward for a while-- of course they are, but.. I still hope you can call my home yours, as well.
MI-DO-RI. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT CARD I GOT IN THIS PACK. GET ON VIDEO CALL RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
WAH. HA. HAHA! I think you might be right, friend! Care to see Midi's card collection? I think even YOU might be impressed!
🤨 You are referring to Pikachu.
Oh, I love Pokeman... What's this little... yellow rat? That's Charizard, right?
MA THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE
I'LL SHOW YOU A WEIRD FUCKING CAT BITE BITE BITE ATTACK ATACK MAIM KILL
But what if- what if it's too much?
From crying...? Then you will get a headache. But that is okay, you just need to rest after that. And then wake up the next day.
YOU HAVE T— YOU CAN’T- you can’t just… please… you never said that was a rule, that’s not FAIR.
I- I- I don't know what you th- thought would happen.
Hmm! A perusal! What sort are they? MLB? Pokemon? Magic? Ah, perhaps Yu-Gi-Oh? Very well, I shall tell you the worth of each of these cards! (Though, I doubt there will be any hidden gems.)
I think I have an old binder of trading cards. Once I get back home, I can show you, if you'd like...?
OBVIOUSLY! L+RATIO+YOUR CARDS ARE PSA-1.
So, let me get this straight, you want a double expresso shot venti double cream two pumps caramel one pump almond one pump cherry one pump white chocolate one pump dark chocolate a dollop vanilla cream with chocolate shavings and cinnamon from Starbucks?................................................ And you want ME to do it, you say,
(…He can’t quite bring himself to look at her.)
For all you know, Crucy is just staring at Kaue. But those eyes want to tell him one thing; "I'm sorry."
LOVE YOUR OUTFIT! VERY GENDER!
(Even if they made amends, ae wishes they didn't start their meeting off arguing. He didn't need the extra stress from her.)
YOU STRIKE ME AS A GUY WITH DADDY ISSUES!
Pffhahah! He ended up having more issues with me than the other way around.
SUCH IMPRESSIVELY STEADY HANDS! IT'S ALMOST A LITTLE INTIMIDATING! Or it WOULD BE if you only had a PSA-10 TO GO WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
...What the hell are you shouting about?
YOUR EYES ARE GORGEOUS! I CAN FIX YOU.
Aw damn, I hate to break it to you but I doubt that a little. I’m pretty happy with where I’m at. But thanks, dude!
YOU THERE! YOU’VE GOTTEN FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!! STAND STILL, I WILL RECTIFY THIS.
AH, AH! HEY--... Oh! Hmmm! I guess I can allow this! Just make sure my face is sparkling clean, got it? ^__^
WHAT IS ANIME WORTH TO ME? THE CARDS ARE WHERE THE MONEY’S AT.
Okay, no, YOU'RE into anime.
… (He feels he’s said all he can say. An apology will never be enough, but for now it’s all he’s able to give her. He’s never regretted anything more than what he did to her.)
... (Somehow, she was never as upset at Crucy. Maybe because there wasn't a betrayal. But Isa hopes the feeling goes away with time.)
HILARIOUS! OR IT WOULD BE IF IT WASN'T COMING FROM AN "EMO," AHA.
I have glasses like yours too. I just don't wear them everyday to not look like a nerd.
CAN I TOUCH YOUR ABS.
[ This is the part where he'd make a joke about how he was never bulletproof after all. Hah, tough luck there. ]
ARE YOU AWARE THAT THERE IS AN ENTIRE FISHOOK IN YOUR EAR?
ITS NOT A REAL HOOK. UM, IS THERE A REASON WE'RE SHOUTING? ⚈_⚈💦
I’M SORRY— I-I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so… /so/ sorry, this wasn’t how it was supposed to go…
I hope your remaining days are full of guilt and remorse :)
COUSIN, DEAR COUSIN! ARE YOU STILL COMMITED TO THE STRONG AND SILENT ACT? IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE SEEN ONE ANOTHER! I'VE GOT A WHOLE NEW BINDER OF CARDS TO SHOW YOU. JUST... WASH THE DIRT OFF YOUR HANDS FIRST!
... (💭 Huh. He hasn't called in a while...)
I’m sorry, I believe we both have a similar story, now.
Kaaaaaauêeeeee... Are you brushing your hair? Eatin' well? Getting along with Kauã? Working hard? You need to visit again soon! 've got big news, but I don't feel like sharing it at a distance like this...
...FINE! I SHALL TRADE YOU A MALAMAR IN EXCHANGE FOR TWO COOL BUBBLEGUM TATTOOS. IF THEY ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOU SAY, HOWEVER, I SHALL REQUIRE A REFUND. (This card is virtually worthless anyways, heh.)
Do you have any Pikachus? Or like— Some squid Pokémon or whatever. I'll trade you not only one but TWO of cool bubblegum tattoos in exchange for one. You won't get a better deal than that.