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Here's your mail, sir!
(*whispers* piece of shit)
Is there something wrong with the letter, sir?
(*whispers* I hope that whoever sent you this letter, it explodes into a bunch of confetti dicks)
I swear to whatever extradimensional deity you believe in, this better not be another letter about my car's extended warranty.
What the fuck?
UH, I mean, sir we offer a money-back guarantee for certain transportation services subject to our RedEx Express Terms and Conditions of Carriage!
Wow! People are still using physical mail, and without the use of drones? Impressive, say, what's your policy on delivering strontium-90 power cores?