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Wow! People are still using physical mail, and without the use of drones? Impressive, say, what's your policy on delivering strontium-90 power cores?
What the fuck?
UH, I mean, sir we offer a money-back guarantee for certain transportation services subject to our RedEx Express Terms and Conditions of Carriage!
I also beat said high score beforehand, that’ll teach you to steal my temura! >:(
Did you erase my high score in Space Invaders again?!
Wanna go get dinner? I can hack all the menus so we get free food with infinite coupons
Last time you did that, you committed identity theft by accident! (u suck)