Redolence's Links
"Well that's because I haven't busted out the nudes yet. Let's go and make it 5 countries!"
"Please stop representing me in court. I'm a war criminal in 4 countries somehow..."
"I asked for their autograph and they hit a ball in someone's face. It was the best day of my life <3"
[twerking to the venga bus at 500 decibels]
"I thiiiiiiiink you need a laaaaaawyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!"
"Scarzzy says I'm not allowed to talk to you."
"I'll defend him in a courtroom ~if you know what I mean~. Bow-chicka-wow wooooooow!"
"Maybe showing the judge how we do things is terrible idea."
"I sabotage cases. She arrests my clients. We both look gorgeous doing it. Boom! Everyone wins! Except the clients. They're probably dead now. But don't we look FABULOUS?"
"I will teach you how to Step on people whilst wearing thigh-highs ;>"
"He hired me to kill Clients. Wait... uhh... or was that defend clients...? Or... eat all the evidental documents...? Eh, details. He pays me eitherway!"
"We believe in a fair trial at the Saturnalian Penitentiary, which is why we make it fair for the victims of crimes and incredibly unfair for the guilty. If we can't reach a satisfying verdict I will personally see to it that Redol helps us reach an explosive conclusion in the wrestling ring! Remember, guilty people don't run!!!"
"...I won't tell the others who you are. Who you really are. If it's of any consolation, I'm sorry for everything that he has done to you."
"Thank you. They don't need to know what could potentially happen."
"No. I will not troll you. You are too far gone for pranks and jokes. You are beyond salvation. You have killed innocents trying to find a treasure you can never possess. You designate yourself as a supreme justice when you are nothing more than a cold blooded murderer. I give you this advice not out of sympathy, but because you disgust me: Reform and repent for the crimes you have commited, make up for your misdeeds and pray we never meet again. If we do, I will destroy you."
"I suppose you're going to troll me? Take me to court and waste my valuable time? Don't make me laugh."
"I can't believe you managed to take down those ninja bank accountants, save the orphanage and somehow achieve galatic peace! What a man!"
"Please, without your masterful paperwork and detective skills, I sure couldn't have done it alone, my dear!"
"HAAAAAAI MONGOOSE BESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! <3 Are we gonna bust some perps? Throw the book at them? Eat their evidence that proves they were wrongly accused of a crime but we need the money in this space economy? ARREST ME? Yes to all at the same time!"