Scarzzy's Links
"My good buddy who I can rely on!"
"Cannon fodder. For real, he LITERALLY. CAN'T. DIE. ...But he's ok I guess."
"She really cares about my well being. I showed her that I can eat grenades as a party trick. I think she liked it!"
"I watched him eat a live hand grenade once. I pray to Android God every night out of fear for myself and my crew."
"YOU FROZE MY ASS SHUT! HOW IS THAT A LOGICAL SOLUTION!?"
"Chaos anomoly. Suggested action: Resort to freezing subject in permafrost. The most logical soloution resulting in defussal of situation."
"Please stop representing me in court. I'm a war criminal in 4 countries somehow..."
"Well that's because I haven't busted out the nudes yet. Let's go and make it 5 countries!"
"SAY THE LINE, JOSIE!"
"... I'm gonna punch you in the face? That line?"
"Oh my Saturn GOD, He's so beautiful I COULD DIE! AGAIN! <3"
"We were the baddest bitches at the barbie premiere 10/10 will troll Vii again"
"SKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
SKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
SKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Not the hero the city wanted. Or needed. But the hero in Scarzzy's heart.
...but not Vii's.
"I want to shove you or myself into a woodchipper. I really am not fused which at this point."
"Well well, if it isn't my adorably stupid rival. Why don't you join my team and betray those other losers, hmmm?"
*Secret first oldest character and reformed friends after he accidentally decapitated her in a fight to the death handshake*
*Secret second oldest character and reformed friends after she malfunctioned and tried to kill him handshake*
"Oh for... Get outta here V--- wait... you're not Vii. Why are you looking at me like that? Are... are you ok?"
"I remember you... You were reckless and silly, but you were so sweet. I'm so sorry I couldn't help you..."
"OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD! DAMN! COOL!"
"I've no time to play games. I have to destroy the nightmares. I must become the Monster that Monsters fear."
"Wow, I've never learn how to ride a bike before! Thank you, sir!"
"Think nothing of it, my boy! You are much better than me I will say. I'm quite stiff!" *The offscreen audience laughs*
"Well, alright but not too much. I'm pretty sure drinking the blood of the dead or someone who dies at least 3 times a week will mess up your system!"
Oh Scarzzy~ I have my straw, I just need your neck.
"One time, I asked her for an example on her luck. She flipped a coin and I called heads. I got impaled in the brain by a duck. What the hell kind of luck is THAT!?"
"Well, technically I'm an anomolus abomination. Kinda between being alive and being dead sort of thing. But thanks for noticing! Yeah I want in on that club!"
"Yo, you undead too? We're like the die more than once crew over here!"
"We could be an awersome super team. A really super Awesome super hero team. Shame she's a bounty hunter and will probably claim mine. Crap."