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Your name is CARSON IMARIS and you are the walking embodiment of the word ‘cunt’. You’re RUDE, SCARY and your RESTING BITCH FACE makes it HARD for others to approach you. Well, you’re NOT REALLY THAT RUDE, you’re just 100% HONEST ALL THE TIME and don’t particularly care for sugar-coating the things you say. Not your fault if people can’t handle it.
You’re very SOLITARY and DON’T REALLY ENJOY the COMPANY OF OTHERS. The only exception to this is your BEST FRIEND, MALIIK. He was your only real friend. Then he died. He still HANGS AROUND thank god, you wouldn’t know what you’d do with yourself if he disappeared altogether. Who knows, maybe you would disappear too...
The pair of you like to STEAL. You take things from WEALTHY ELDERS then RE-SELL IT FOR MORE THAN IT’S WORTH. How else do you get your money? You’re also just in it for the ADRENALINE RUSH. Your life would be pretty boring, otherwise.
Oh right, you make HOME PORN VIDEOS as well. That usually brings in a bit of cash. Not much though, so stealing is usually good. The two of you could just GO AND GET A JOB but obviously stealing is a better option.
Besides all that, you’re pretty CASUAL and just like to take each day as it comes. Peaceful is the way to go, in your eyes. You're NOT usually EASILY STRESSED and you're always CALM and REAL about the world.
Carson has a very I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude. He just takes each day as it comes and accepts them for what they are. He believes that everything happens for a reason, so he isn't usually bothered by a particularly bad day. Besides, the next one can't possibly be any worse now, could it?
Most people think of him as an asshole, but that's not true. Carson is actually quite kind and open minded, it's just that he doesn't lie for anyone and even if the truth is rude and harsh, he'll say it. He doesn't like to bullshit and he comes across as a bitch simply for being honest most of the time. It is also because he doesn't really have a sense of humour.
He spends a lot of time looting homes of wealthy elders because he can't be bothered getting a real job. He's not lazy by any means - he's the complete opposite - but he doesn't think he should have to work for someone else to make a living. He was also pretty mentally stable until his friend, Maliik, was actually brutally killed during a raid of theirs. Now he’s somewhat paranoid and skittish because of this, but he usually hides that behind a wall.
He's very difficult to get along with due to how 'closed off' he keeps himself from everyone else. He's by no means introverted, but he's not one to willingly open up to someone. He's content having just Mal for company, and doesn't believe having any other close friends is necessary at all. He's very much a loner by choice, and he's perfectly happy with that.
Despite doing porn as a side-career, he's not really that 'sexually open' in the sense that if someone asked to have sex, he'd immediately decline. He's also very modest in how he keeps himself. He never flaunts in public. He makes home porn videos because he thinks them to be a good way for one to feel comfortable in their skin and to feel free.
Carson has a naturally stocky build and stands at about 5’10”. He’s got a very square face with a squared off jaw to match, defined cheekbones, and a strong chin. He has very coarse, scruffy hair that’s a bit overgrown. He doesn’t care much for it’s presentation and as a result it always looks as though he’s just woken up. It’s difficult to care for it with those horns in the way, after all. The horns themselves are a pair of small ram-style horns on the outer and two straight, triangular horns that point inward are on the inner. He has very large ears that naturally sit ‘flopped’ down, and they’re soft at the ends – almost like goat ears.
He’s fairly muscular and has broad shoulders and a strong figure. Despite this, he doesn’t have very obvious ‘muscles’ such as abdominals as he doesn’t have an interest in what he considers ‘fake’ exercise and does it properly. So he’s ‘built’ so to speak. He wears really simple fashion, usually being a black t-shirt with his symbol on it, and a yellow long sleeved shirt underneath with dark grey jeans. He also wears a yellow striped bandanna around his neck that he’s had since he was a kid. He wears worn runners with it.
✓ The beach
✓ Pirates
✓ Idle walks
✓ Breaking and entering
✗ Being hit on
✗ Conversation
✗ Not having anything to defend himself with
✗ Lazy days
- Carson tends to ignore sultry comments on his videos online. He ignores pretty much everything, in fact. The only times he ever directly responds to people is if they offer genuine feedback or if they’re someone asking for tips to help improve their videos or start with them.
- He’s a pretty decent cook but he doesn’t really enjoy making meals. He finds it pretty pointless putting effort into something you’re just going to end up eating in the end.
- He actually has an alright sense of humour and tends to joke around a lot with Maliik. He just comes off as boring and serious with those he’s not really all that familiar with. It’s difficult to get him to laugh and say something stupid around anyone but him.
- He’s probably had more broken bones and blood noses than he’s willing to admit. Surprisingly, a lot of them don’t come from him breaking and entering, a lot of his injuries are sport related or complete accidents.
- The reason he wears a long sleeved shirt and long pants is to minimalise the amount of cuts and scars he ends up with. He prefers to keep himself as damage-free as possible and if he can prevent scratches, he will.
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When he was younger, Carson was fascinated by the idea of pirates. So much so, that he’d dress up in his necktie, boots, and pull on a belt with a little cardboard cutlass attached to it over his pants, then go down to the beach just to sit down and watch out for pirate ships. He always dreamed that someday, one would see him and let him join their recruits. One day, one his usual daily walk down to the beach, he noticed a really pale troll that appeared to be dead on the shore. He walked over to him and kicked him with his foot until the other woke up. It was at that point that he’d met his future best friend.
Eventually, after Maliik continuously told him that the pirate jig was stupid, he decided to start looting houses in an attempt to prove to him that he could be a pirate if he wanted to. Eventually, he gave up trying to be a pirate as he grew up, but it didn’t stop him from looting. It gave him the adrenaline rush that he’d grown to be addicted to. He was good at it too and usually was able to do the deed undetected and unharmed.
During one such thieving attempt, however, they’d successfully scoped out the first floor of the house and Maliik insisted they had enough and should leave. Carson instead started upstairs in which Maliik followed reluctantly. The occupant of the house came home early and went to her room, where she caught them rummaging through one of her many jewellery boxes. She was violent towards the two and very, very angry. Naturally, as one would be if they were being burgled. Chaos ensured, and the two boys were easily overpowered by the woman to the point where she ended up driving a spear-like weapon through Maliik’s heart while he tried to shield Carson from the oncoming attack – ultimately killing him. Carson screamed – which was unlike him – and had begun to have a full-blown panic attack. He wanted his friend and tried to reach out to him, but his body’s flight or fight response had another idea and he ended up stumbling out the window – escaping just before she reached him. Unfortunately, the fall was from the 2nd story window and he broke his leg and a few ribs as he hit the ground below. Adrenaline still coursing through his body, he barely felt the impact and immediately tried to drag himself away from the scene. He managed to get far enough away from the house and he started to fall into a strange calm. His body started to convulse as the realisation of what happened slowly began to dawn on him and he vomited as reflex. Then he fainted. His friend was dead and it was his fault. If only he hadn’t gone upstairs, Maliik would still be alive.
Thankfully, Maliik managed to stick around. He scoffed as he hovered over Carson’s form. Passed out in a ditch, how depressing. He leaned over and used his new powers to heal him somewhat – not completely, he wasn’t that good – but enough so that he’d be fine in a week or so. Carson eventually came to, and almost had another panic attack. There’s no way Maliik was really there… right? But he was. He was a ghost.
Carson was glad to have his friend back, but Maliik was never the same. His prior vim and vigour was gone – replaced by a monotone voice and depression. While Carson constantly makes snarky comments about how much the other whines and complains, he really appreciates that he hasn’t yet ‘passed’ into the other world and left him alone.
Both assholes. Both loners. Both ultimately pessimistic (Maliik more-so). These two have been best friends since they were young children and are always joined at the hip in both life and death. It’s really rare to see one without the other as they come as a package deal. Neither of them like company but they’d be lost without each other, and they both love, rely on, and trust each other. They have a friendship like no other - they’re basically soul mates. Nothing can keep them apart.
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