Buster's Links
Oh. Her. Yeh, she's a pretty good fighter I GUESS, but y'know what? I'm gonna beat 'er someday! Then maybe she'll stop laughing in my face whenever we hang out together. Sure she's taller than me, and stronger, and a hundred-kilogram killing machine, and has fire powers, but so what? It doesn't matter if she's got years more experience or anger issues or all those muscles... Huge muscles... Toned... thighs... HRNNMGMGN.
Him? Seriously? That guy's pathetic! Easiest pipsqueak I've ever fought! I could curb stomp him any day of the week and with the amount of rematches he asks for, I bet I'm gonna be doin' just that before long! He always comes up in my face like "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!" and "I'M GONNA BEAT YOU THIS TIME, MATE!" and it's the funniest shit ever. At least, it is at first. Then he just goes on and on and you just wish he would shut up already. ...But you know what? He ain't all bad. Kid's got his moments sometimes, I gotta admit. And don't tell him I said that. Besides, he pays for my drinks, and I can't stay mad at anyone like that for long.