10 months, 25 days ago


she/her, gender neutral language. doesn't care to officially label her gender.

art fight page.

  • Appearance
    • amputated right arm (born without it).
    • dark blue fur with dark brown eyes in wolf form.
    • dark brown eyes + hair in human form. wears a huge cloak that's the same color as her wolf fur.
    • pretty short, especially compared to her friends, but is about average for people in her home town.
    • hair is windswept in her main image, but her hair should always be short and shaggy.
    • on the muscular side.
    • (repeating because people keep forgetting): amputated right arm.
  • Personality
    • takes her role as the town guardian seriously.
    • bored by politics and people who beat around the bush to be respectable.  will respect you more if you just tell her your demands.  likely still won't comply with them, but she won't completely humiliate you in a fight afterwards.
    • not a character to bother about her appearance.
    • she'll clean up as needed, but she doesn't go out of her way to conform to gender expectations.
    • not necessarily the voice of reason, but she is good at cutting through when social norms and expectations obfuscate the heart of a matter.
  • Family / Environment
    • grew up in a seaside valley. cold enough that icebergs regularly amble near the coastline.
    • lots of snowy hills, pine trees, and lavender.
    • short days and long nights.
    • mother died, has no memories of her.
    • raised by her father, Beowulf, who taught her to fight as both a human and a wolf.
    • her father was a serious, honorable man. died some time after her childhood.
    • reading her mother's diary, Wolfgang learned that she was excited to have a daughter.  Wolfgang began to wonder if her mother would've been excited about a queer / gender-noncomforming one...  But Beowulf set her straight.
    • "If your mother ever banished you from her heart, I would banish her from mine.  You are my child, no matter what you are."
    • Has a friend who was severely nagged for not being 100% ultra feminine, which is where those worries developed.  The friend lives with Wolfgang now, and is figuring out their own gender stuff.
    • Has another friend off at college to become a knight.  His boyfriend is the prince, but he doesn't know it yet.  She figured it out the moment she read about him in his letters.  The prince is never going to tell him, and the knight is never going to figure it out.  She's focusing on her GNC friend for now, but she's going to kick the prince's ass if he doesn't fucking tell him. Honestly e_e!  The knight is a working class boy from a small town and the prince is used to being guarded all the time.  The knight doesn't even know the prince is in love with him yet.  He thinks the prince is just messing around, as usual.  This is why Wolfgang stays out of politics.  The real political game is dealing with all her stupid friends.

  • "We don't have time to get into that! Watch a Trevor Noah video instead!"
  • "Explanations over! We’re done here! Have a video of Uganga’s parliament fighting over changing a law. Trevor Noah’s right! Why can’t American politicians fight over preserving their useless laws and outdated Constitution? Most of them are a bunch of rich old white people who’ve done barely, if any, physical fighting in years. They don’t have to. Fuck fighting with words! Fight with your fuckin’ body over your right to let school shooters and Covid-19 run rampant! And to throw the country’s money into more wars and warfare toys instead of literally anything else that people actually need right now! And no, they’re not allowed to hire someone else to do it for them. They have to do it themselves! …Sorry for yelling at you, Kenken."
  • "I’m tired of walking on eggshells all the time! It’s nothing we haven’t heard before!"
  • “When you put it like this, doesn’t America sound freakin’ ridiculous?”
  • "I don’t know, and I don’t care. Storytelling over!"
  • "This metaphor is as broken as our creator’s first family."
  • "Oh yeah, cuz making even more people live in the streets is a great way to combat a disease that’s killed almost 6 million people―and spreads like wildfire!"
  • "Which children are most often made orphans? Which children most often age out of the system and get tossed to the wolves? You shouldn’t need to be a god to figure it out, you just need thoughts in your head!"
  • "Maybe if they focused on something other than “family values”, they’d be able to lift their people by the bootstraps they stripped their own people down to!"
  • "Disney characters understand how to give a damn about your fellow man better than you do."
  • "You don’t need to adapt to survive. Your survival’s all but guaranteed. Your status quo is the status quo. Besides, you assholes broke this world, why should anyone trust you to fix it?"
  • "Amroth was such a crybaby that a bunch of people, who’d moved all their stuff out of their houses, agreed to wait for his girlfriend, who never showed up. When they finally did set sail, they all crashed and died. Forget about anyone from the Woodland Realm, the least wise and most dangerous elf is Nimrodel!"
  • "Who wants to explain to Amroth what “nimrod” means nowadays?"
    • Beowulf: Leave that poor boy alone, werepup! Honestly! The Star Wars boys are terrible influences on you!
    • Wolfgang: That’s right, they are! And I love their terrible influences on me very much.
    • Lucky and Lockdown, cuddling up with her: And we love your awesome influence on us, Wolfgang!